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  1. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    DID EVERYONE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE GUY WHO INTRODUCED GABRIELLA AND TROY TOGETHER?
    HE GOES AND SAYS- SOMEDAY, YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS
    IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, THERE WOULD BE NO STATUS-QUO BREAKING, SUMMER TIME SONGS AND WORK WORK WORK THIS OUT MOMENTS.

  2. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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    August 28, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Fun Fact:
    H0mosexual.ty was classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979.
    Swedes protested by calling into work sick, saying they "felt g@y."

  3. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
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    August 23, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    if you think suicide is "tragically beautiful" then i think you are tragically ignorant and need to sort out your perspective on life

  4. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
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    August 24, 2013 2:40am UTC
    it shouldnt be called meet and greet
    it should be called pay and hey

  5. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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    August 23, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    A step-by-step tutorial on how to become a stereotypical white girl for the upcoming school year:
    1. Wear a pair of PINK yoga pants 4 times a weak.
    2. Get a white iphone 5 (preferably with a pink sparkly case that has a 3D bow on it).
    3. Make sure you're always caught up with the latest Pretty Little Liars episode.
    4. Buy sparkly Ugg Boots.
    5. Come to school every day with you favorite order of Starbucks.
    6. Find a gay best friend.
    7. Have at least 10 shirtless photos of Channing Tatum/Adam Levine/Any hot celebrity on your binder.
    8. Don't forget to wear your white Hollister shorts so everyone knows you aren't on your period.
    9. Try to be funny by using old Tumblr jokes that everyone already knows.
    10. Take changing room selfies of each outfit you try on at the mall.
    11. Pretend to have an anxiety disorder.
    12. Spray Justin Bieber perfume everywhere you walk to mark your territory.
    13. Post 50 videos on Vine of you trying to twerk.
    14. Take a picture of all of the above and post it on Instagram.
    15. Don't forget your hashtags: #iphonography #follow4follow #cute #instapic #frappuccino #instadaily #picoftheday #perfect #food #selfie #nofilter #favpic #socute #imperfect #tumblrgirl #f4f #outfitoftheday #pretty #hair #messybun #starucks #nature
    16. You're*

  6. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
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    August 10, 2013 10:41am UTC
    People need to stop
    being so
    mean


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  15. HappinessXx HappinessXx
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    February 13, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your teacher says "Hi" to you when your outside of school.


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  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
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    February 7, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    Yesterday: I'll start tomorrow
    Today: Tomorrow
    Tomorrow: Tomorrow
    10 years later: Tomorrow


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  19. Hi_Im_Sam Hi_Im_Sam
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    January 2, 2013 9:00am UTC
    If you dont build your DREAM.
    Someone will hire you to help BUILD THEIRS!

  20. blackangel39 blackangel39
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    January 2, 2013 2:34am UTC
    I hate 2013 already.

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