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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Hey Dad what's it like having the greatest kid ever?
I don't know.........ask your granfather

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BellaSwan14
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April 16, 2012 4:26pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.
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notme*
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Hey I just met you.And this is crazy.But I didn't use protection.So heres your baby.

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juturna*
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April 11, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Most Wittians have to atleast remember or know some of these:
The Brandoncyrus days.
The "Big 2011 Witty crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &, Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &, amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty misses you ♥
When not even one person talked about One Direction or Hunger Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on here ♥
When the advertisements were never here
When we saved Witty Profiles from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments, please.

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伤*
posted a quote
April 6, 2012 6:34am UTC

"Being single doesn't make you weak
it means that you're strong enough
to wait for what you deserve"
- Niall Horan♥
format credit to OneDirection

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squire1319
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC

If Peeta had red hair
he'd be a ginger bread man.
Format by Sandrasauras

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xochaarlotteexoo
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:16pm UTC

SpongeBob Quote #001:
SpongeBob: Ok Patrick! Remember, flatter the customer, make him feel good!
*Door Opens*
Customer: Hello?
Patrick: I love you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustAnotherDumbTeen
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 2:03pm UTC

im as single as a dollar
but, im not looking for change.

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Walshy
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March 19, 2012 9:14pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
It's simple,
Girls get butterflies,
Guys get boners.

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julietechoecho
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March 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC

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jimmy365
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February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC

In school, the only thing that
group projects ever taught me was
how much I hate other people
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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Today, my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendent
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to decend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
the big scary plane shortly, so lovley people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines,
but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat
us down onto the gound." She calmly turned her haid and said,
"In my country, I am called a princess, and I take orders from no one."
To which, (I swear), the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I am called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up!"
day.made.

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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Kiwixoxo
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Someone told me you sound like an owl.
Who?
(;

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Walshy
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January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Do you have a boyfriend?
Pshh yeah..
What's his name?
Waldo.
Where is he?
I'm still looking.

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pluto*
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 6:34pm UTC

K .
Yah, get back to me when you learn the rest
of the alphabet

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xoxhollisterxox
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February 19, 2011 8:24pm UTC

Break up playlist...
For the First Time - The script.
Nothing Left to Lose - The Pretty Reckless.
All She Knows - Bruno Mars.
My Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead.
Just Tonight - The Pretty Reckless.
Impossible - Shontelle.
Haunted - Taylor Swift.
Need You Now - Lady Antebellum.
The Only Way that I Know how to Feel - Boys Like Girls.
Ghost - Cavo.
Breakeven - The Script.
Miserable at Best - Mayday Parade.
Last Kiss - Taylor Swift.
Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae.
Dear John - Taylor Swift.
Loser of the Year - LoveSick Radio.
Here by Me - 3 Doors Down.
A Drop in the Ocean - Ron Pope.
Runaway - Bruno Mars.
I Need a Doctor - Dr. Dre & Eminem.
Angels on the Moon - Thriving Ivory.
♥

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