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  1. haz haz
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    But youre so beautiful, and beautiful people are suppose to be looked at, to be admired.

  2. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    ❝Everyone you idolize wakes up scared to be themselves sometimes.

  3. katelynkozole1141 katelynkozole1141
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    We all live our lives as if there is another tomorrow waiting for us. We seem to forget that forever is completely temporary, a broken promise that never actually existed. We live each day saying Ill do it tomorrow, Ill tell them tomorrow, but you may not get tomorrow. I know its kind of cliche and you probably hear it a lot but its completely true. All we do is postpone our words, and feelings, and actions. We put off telling the people we love that we love them, we put off our dreams, we put off our goals. If youre in love with the person tell them, you may not get tomorrow, or maybe they wont get tomorrow. If you want to try out for that role in the play, do it. Put all your fears behind you and go for it before someone else does. Do what you want and need to do now before its too late. You wont always get the next day.
    from @Jahyvie

  4. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    there's a chemical in girls' brains
    which is released only 3 times in her lifetime;when she has s.e.x, gives birth, and when she breast feeds her child. it's called oxytocin. this chemical emotionally connects her to the other person for the rest of her life. men only release the chemical when they bond with their children. even if you are lucky enough to stay friends with a girl after having s.e.x, a girl will always have feelings for you, because of the chemical. so if you think s.e.x is a game, remember that you can mentally mess up a girl for the rest of her life. it explains why humans were created to have s.e.x with one person. doing it with multiple people has a strong negative effect on the relationship you plan to have with the person you choose to spend the rest of your life with. keep that in mind next time you decided to "hit it and quit it".

  5. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    \(。◕ヮ◕。)/
    *:・゚✧Cute as a button, every single one of you.*:・゚✧

  6. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    and Liam you stay exactly where
    you are cause you are
    per-fect

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    friend 1: has had a boyfriend for almost 2 years
    friend 2: is always hooking up with someone
    friend 3: has 851362764092 guy friends
    me: i wonder what it's like to touch a real live boy

  8. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Person: Go to hell
    Me: Okay ~goes to school~

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
    called "Monsters Ink."

  10. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 4:53am UTC
    The Wittians
    They didn't fit in. It wasn't hard to tell from the reflection in the mirror that this place and this life wasn't meant for them. Witty, it was only a website until October 11 2014, the day when all the Wittians got a letter that only they could see. Every Wittian was automatically enrolled into The Witty Accademy and every year there were elections. Three people were elected from each major and only one of them went home. This tradition continued every year until 2016 when the Wiseman Steve was kidnapped and several other students were murderd. Who kidnapped Steve? Was it one of us? Or was it the outsiders?
    If you happened to read this, I am going to write a story. The characters in my story are going to be real people on here. So if you want to be in it leave a name and spread the word :)

  11. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    So yesterday, my mom and I were in the car and we saw a guy wearing a bicycle helmet. In his car. While he was driving.


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:43pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when
    You gently throw your phone
    onto your bed and it
    decides to bounce off of
    3 walls, hit a lamp, and
    kill a cat.
    Wittyxxgirlxx format

  14. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    I want to drink whiskey like apple juice,
    I want to cut open my wrists and bleed
    out my sorrows; I want to stay up all
    night and befriend the darkness.
    I want to look in the mirror and not
    hate the person staring back at me,
    I want to go to sleep without the
    fear of nightmares haunting me.
    I want to lay with you in the
    middle of winter, tangled
    in your arms; listening to
    the heart beat in your chest.
    I want to be beautiful, the
    type of beautiful that people
    write cliché poems about; the
    type of beautiful that takes your
    breath away.
    I want so many things, but, out
    of everything I want, most of all,
    I just want to be happy.
    (DS)

  15. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    This hurts too much.

  16. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 2:40am UTC
    "You speak another language? Teach me all the swear words!"


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Today,
    I got my first instagram hate.
    You wanna know what I woke up to?
    'kill yourself'
    And you know what I did?
    I laughed and ate a pretzel

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Let me tell you something about North Korea. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and North Korea was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "North Korea, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so re-re. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's bombing the US

  20. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    OHMYGOD.
    THEY ARE MAKING FINDING NEMO 2 !
    (This is how you know when you're a 90's kid !)

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