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  1. easilydistractedbyshinythings easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:00pm UTC
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    I eat raw cookie dough
    because not once in my life have I met someone with salmonella.
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  2. Sober Sober
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    You, sir,
    can suck my metaphorical dick.

  3. LilWayne145 LilWayne145
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    That moment,
    when you have to sneeze, but your body is like "lol jk"

  4. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Fave this if:
    Your bestfriend is beautiful.

  5. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    If Peeta had red hair;
    he'd be a ginger bread man♥

  6. lovedissboii lovedissboii
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    admit it,
    when a movie says "based on a true story" it gets 10082883x scarier in your mind.

  7. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Me: I'm not buying that underwear, they're ugly.
    Mom: WELL, WHO'S GOING TO SEE THEM?

  8. HannahKennison HannahKennison
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
    he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
    & said
    "im sorry my entire gender sucks"
    and walked away
    <3

  9. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    When I like a song
    I listen to it about 5000 times and in about a week, I get tired of it and hate it.

  10. SecretNinjaCat SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:32am UTC
    That voice you do when talking
    to Dogs, Cats and Babies.
    Format Credit to AlNicholas

  11. tarahtnt tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:53pm UTC
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    Drake: "What are you doing in my room!"
    Josh: "THIS is the living room! and uhh
    *checks pulse*
    LIVING!"
    Love this show<3
    •○•○•○•♥○•○•○•○•○•○•○

  12. alexa1lo alexa1lo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    only nijas can figure this quote out...
    congradulations you are a nija now your next mission is to fav this quote and then battle a snake using to item to your left.... comment your weapon!

  13. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    People who say "Suck My D!ck. . ."
    Girls: 90%
    Boys: 10%
    Fav If You Agree <3

  14. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    û
    keegster
    poop
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    1 UNIVERSE,
    8 p l a n e t s , | | | | | 1 9 2 c o u n t r i e s ,
    180,497 IsLanDs,
    85 seas, 7 billion people, |||||||||||
    & I'M STILL SINGLE.

  15. ShelbyBabs ShelbyBabs
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    I was watching Victorious..
    and I was wondering.. what could Sinjins talent possibly be?being awkward..?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    Psh. Who needs
    matching socks anyways?

  18. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Here's To The Girls
    Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
    -tumblr-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. SimpliciteLove SimpliciteLove
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    *****
    This is for the girls...
    Who think they aren't worth it.
    Who play by the rules so they don't get hurt.
    Who are too afraid to say "I love you" back.
    Who fell for their best guy friend.
    Who have been put down too many times.
    Who never gave up.
    Who live life like there's no tomorrow.
    Who miss someone close to them.
    Who feel alone in a crowded room.
    Who sit at home and write poetry.
    Who think no one cares.
    Who cry their selves to sleep every night.
    Who's wrists aren't clean.
    Who live in fear.
    Who wait by the phone for his text.
    Who lost someone dear to them.
    Who never knew how it feels to be loved.
    Who puts their heart and soul into every word.
    Who hope for a better tomorrow.
    Who wish at 11:11.
    This is for the girls who inspire me.
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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