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1. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2012 9:44am UTC
   Paige and I watching dance moms...
   My Mom: Whos that gay man you guys are listening to?
   Paige and I: Thats Abby Lee Miller.
   Mom:
   Paige and I:
   Mom:
   Paige and I:
   Elvis:
   Santa:
   Alana:
   Rednecks:
   Mom:Oh.
   
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2. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 10:45pm UTC
   Alex: I am not lazy! I'm just resting up for
   my thirties.Yep got alot planned.
   *drinks out of milk carton and burps*
   
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3. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   July 4, 2012 11:08am UTC
   My names Rolanda.
   You're a hottie.
   Can I kiss you?
   I want your body!
   
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4. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 5:44pm UTC
   I
   L
   O
   V
   E
   Y
   O
   U
   <3
   
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5. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   & now theres quotes complaining about quotes complaining about one direction quotes.Thats a whole new level of pathetic.
   
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6. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 10:18am UTC
   T.V crew: "Okay Jade what do you hate?"
   Jade:"Uhh tuna fish,flowers uhh giggling, the word 'panties', cilantro, rainbows, ducks. Man I hate ducks.Cramps, string cheese, clocks, wet doorknobs,bras that hook in the front,the color yellow,carpeting.....
   
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7. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 10:02am UTC
   Yay! I'm 12! (in 5 hours and 5 minutes)
   
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8. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 10:23am UTC
   Make the little things in life
   count.
   Teach midgets math.
   
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9. easilydistractedbyshinythings
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 4:42pm UTC
   Dont you dare look out your window darling everythings on fire.
   format by neversaynever16
   
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10. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:32am UTC
    Little Boy Quotes #2
    "Theres a crocidile in the pool!"
    "What?Well go down... AND GET IT!"
    
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11. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:28am UTC
    Little Boy Quote #1
    "If it isn't my new sneakers, we will have to get some duct tape and duck it back up.
    Real quotes from my brother and his friend up the street.
    
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12. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    //////////////////////
    You carry yourself like you've
    been hurt by somebody else.
    CookieDoughFormats
    nmq
    
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13. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    .
    .
    .
    Everybody dies but not
    everybody lives.
    Format by kclove5
    
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14. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    Cat Valentine: One time, I ate a hamburger and then like an hour later I started sneezing, but I don't think it had anything to do with the hamburger.
    Jade West: Maybe, your red hair dye seeps through your scalp and into your brain.
    Cat Valentine: Can that happen?!?
    
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15. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:02am UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    make applee juice and leave everyone wondering how you did it.
    -M.S.
    
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16. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 6:34am UTC
    She fell in the bush.
    
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17. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:11am UTC
    Harry:"But why's she got to go to the library?"
    Ron:"Because that's what Hermione does.When in doubt, go to the library."
    
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18. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 7:07am UTC
    Claires going to be soooooooo jelous of our bush.
    
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19. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:08am UTC
    I STAB PIRANNA I EAT PIRANNA!
    
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20. easilydistractedbyshinythings
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    Yabba Dabba Dooo... F. Flintstone circa 10,000 BC
    
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