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yourcool
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July 16, 2012 9:41pm UTC

when you have 1241582 more followers,
do you suddenly feel more important? because you aren't...

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 17, 2012 10:46am UTC

"If you were a hobo,
What would your sign say?"
Zayn: "I don't have a bed,
Can I sleep in yours?"

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BravoSierra
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July 17, 2012 12:21am UTC

Mom: Those strangers on the internet could be 50 year old rapist men.
Me: They're not strangers.Me: They're friends from school that moved away.

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LandonIsWitty
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July 17, 2012 2:01pm UTC

So it turns out snooki's due date is December 21, 2012.
Well played, Mayans.
Well played.

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jane :-)*
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July 16, 2012 8:50pm UTC

"What happened to us?"
"We grew up."

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xlivelaughlove524x
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July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC

The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
He was homeless.
Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
GivesMeHope.com

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mjozie
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July 16, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like a pool having a pee section?

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xHello
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July 17, 2012 12:11am UTC

1 month ago = People who like One Direction VS People who don't like One Direction
Now = People who like Nutella VS People who don't like Nutella.

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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yourcool
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July 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"I'm ridin' solo, I'm ridin solo!!!"
Nana, please, not at grandpa's funeral.

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Tom and Jerry;
The original "1000 Ways to Die"

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 10:31pm UTC

whenever I turn my pillow over,
I feel like I am recharging the cold side.

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KrIsTeN_LoVeS_1D
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:32pm UTC

"NO!!!! I DON'T WANT TO F*CKING HELP YOU IN FARMVILLE OR ANY OTHER STUPID FACEBOOK GAME!!"
^^^what I think everytime I see I have a notification on FB and it ends up being one of those stupid game thingys. Is it just me or??

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Jojo380457
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 11:03pm UTC

Life's not short
It's the longest thing you do

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Jojo380457
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 10:51pm UTC

I like him a lot
but he's got his own little fairytale
and it's with her
not me

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC

Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands..
like, seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which
you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street?
Get a girlfriend or something.

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shortyac1357
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:18pm UTC

I don't need to flirt
I will seduce you with my awkwardness
Format: twilightgirl995

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oursong
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 4:50pm UTC

that awkward moment: when you look inside your pocket,
and it's not full of sunshine.

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yuzermali
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Ohmygod!
Today I was hanging out with my
crush and I was saying something.
Then , out of the blue, in the middle of my
sentence -
he kissed me!
I was so stunned I stepped back and said:
"Omg, you just kissed me!"
And he looked into my eyes for a moment and
winked, and then replied:
"I'm glad you noticed"
LOL JK!
I walked around making eye contact with hot guys while eating bananas
;)

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KrIsTeN_LoVeS_1D
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July 15, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Which member of One Direction are you most like?
Harry Styles:
[] you have curly hair
[X] you're cheeky and flirty
[] you have dimples
[] you have a British accent
[] you talk slowly
[] you're the youngest of your friends
[X] you love white Converse
[X] your favorite food is tacos
[] you have green eyes
[X] you're under 6ft
[] you love wearing blazers
[X] you have a great voice
Louis Tomlinson:
[X]you have straight hair
[X]ou love to wear stripes
[] you love pants that end above the ankle
[] you own at least 1 pair of Toms
[X]you have blue eyes
[] you have a British accent
[] you're the oldest of your friends
[X]you're sassy, outgoing and crazy
[X]you love to sing
[] you love people who eat carrots
Zayn Malik:
[] you have amazing eyelashes
[] you have black or dark brown hair
[] you can be very quiet
[] you're mysterious and the 'badboy/badgirl' of your group
[X]you have piercings
[X]you're the 'devil' of your friends
[] you love varsity jackets
[X]you have great fashion senses
[] you have a catch phrase
[] you hate dancing
[] you're vain
[] you use hair products
[] you like to rap
[X]you like to sing solos
Liam Payne:
[] you change your hairstyle constantly
[X]you've had your hair straight and curly before
[] you're sweet as can be
[X]you work hard to make people happy
[] you love to be on Twitter and do twitcams
[X]you love wearing plaid
[] you can pull off a closed or open-mouthed smile
[X]ou have a signature dance move
[X]you love Disney films
[] you love singing
[] you have a British accent
[] you're like the 'father/mother' of your friends
[X]you take care of the people you love
Niall Horan:
[X]you have amazing hair
[] you have an Irish accent
[] you bleach or dye your hair
[] you're a hat person
[X]you have rosy red cheeks
[X]you love sneakers
[X]you LOVE to eat food
[X]you like guitars
[X]you're funny/like funny people
[X]you have blue eyes
[X]you have/have had braces
[X]you like to eat sweets for breakfast
[] you hate Disney films
[] you can do an Irish jig
[X]you love Liam
[X]you love to sing
Harry:5
Louis:5
Zayn:4
Liam:6
Niall:11
Most like Niall

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