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Ciarax
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April 3, 2012 8:05pm UTC

F i n d A G u y W h o W i l l R u i n Y o u r
L i p s t i c k
N o t Y o u r
M a s c a r a

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dancer4all
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 9:24pm UTC

i wish you could pause/rewind/fast forward the radio.

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Girl 1: Mom why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when you were born a lily fell on your head.
Girl 2: Mom why is my name Rose?
Mom: Because when you were born a rose fell on your head
Girl 3: Me like potato.
Mom: Shut the heck up Brick!
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC

HAHA YOU FELL!
...Oh crap...you're crying.

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LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:29pm UTC

If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly,
then why did it fall off?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC

How did Dexter's parents not find out about his secret lab?
The electric bill had to be huge!

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lexielicous12
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 9:45pm UTC

Does Apple know
that 99%
of the people that
enter their stores go in
just to play around on the Macs, ipods and ipads?

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samhu00
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:39pm UTC

School faces:
Monday :(
Tuesday :/
Wednesday :l
Thursay :)
Friday :D
Saturday ^.^
Sunday -_-
♥ if you agree

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 5:09pm UTC

That annoying moment when
the teacher picks a slow reader to read out the passage.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
*ten minutes go by*
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who trys to get rid of the weird
thought in my head because I feel
like someone may be able to
read my mind.

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AustinH
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Simon says jump.
Simon didn't say land, you're all out.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:27am UTC

Did you know?
that if you wake up at 2-3 in the morning
for no reason, there is an 80% chance
that someone is staring at you.
format by jimmy365

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BravoSierra
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February 21, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Did you know?
'Bathtub' spelled backwards is still 'bathtub'. It's not, but for a second there, you believed me.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 12:38am UTC

Did you know?
that "listen" and "silent"
are spelled with the same letters?
format by jimmy365

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I hate it when I say something funny
But then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 12:48pm UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
There is always that one class
That you never talk in.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 10:31pm UTC

I hate when I show someone something on my phone
and they feel the need to grab it.
format by jimmy365

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:54pm UTC

lol = Drowning Man.
*lol* = Drowning Cheerleader.
favorite if you get it.

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