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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    I live at district 9 3/4 on P. Sherman 42, Wallaby Way, Narnia.
    just in case you were wondering.....

  2. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:52am UTC
    How normal people flirt: Hey sexy (;
    How I flirt: If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato (:


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Throwing ice at people
    Because they need to chill.

  5. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:38am UTC
    & i blame-Lizzie McGuire -The Magic School Bus-Rugrats -The Amanda Show -Even Stevens -Teletubbies - Saved by the Bell -Full House -Scooby Doo -Barny -7th heaven -Bill Nye the Science Guy -Goosebumps for who i am today.
    format by jimmy365

  6. zepinkafrican1D zepinkafrican1D
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 9:56am UTC
    I was having a conversation with my friend on facebook chat. I say;
    I like big butts and I cannot lie, but I end up typing nuts,gosh that was such a facepalm moment.

  7. JustMe1996 JustMe1996
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:19am UTC
    Tips for success:
    Whenever someone says "it's really hot in here", apologize.

  8. Jackie135 Jackie135
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:22am UTC
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    Cause this is THRILLER
    fav if you see it.
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    Cause this is THRILLER format cred: xoJustBreathexo

  9. ROSI320 ROSI320
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:35am UTC
    You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, but not what I've been through.

  10. OneDirection2012 OneDirection2012
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 10:35am UTC
    ( >_”-)>#
    I made you a waffle.
    #<(-“_<)
    But I got hungry.
    (>#<)
    So I ate it.
    (>*o*<)
    And now I feel sick.

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Narnia
    Hogwarts
    Neverland
    Pandora
    Panem
    Wonderland
    Oz
    Atlantis
    Middle Earth
    Avalon
    Bikini Bottom
    Camelot
    100 Acre Woods
    Where would you rather live?

  12. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    The best things in life#1
    When you don't do your homework and the teacher forgets to collect it

  13. life7killed7the7teen life7killed7the7teen
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 7:23pm UTC
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  14. xxbabybooxx xxbabybooxx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Procrastinator? No.
    I save all of my homework till the last minute because then i'll be older, therefore more wiser (;
    BI Nn

  15. lizzeyabe lizzeyabe
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    I am thankful for narwhals because if they exist, maybe unicorns do too
    <3

  16. 4everfin13 4everfin13
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Every Girl has 5 personalities:
    1) How she acts with her friends
    2) How she acts around her parents
    3) Hows she acts in school
    4) How she acts around him
    5) How she acts on the internet

  17. drama18xox drama18xox
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    My expectations vs. reality
    boys' sleepovers
    expectations:Talking about us like we talk about them
    reality:"Dude, that fart smells SO bad!!!"

  18. bsktblgrl19 bsktblgrl19
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    And does anyone else wish they could run as fast as the guy on temple run????

  19. xochaarlotteexoo xochaarlotteexoo
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    I used to have a "stress ball"
    But it ran out of air.

  20. Sunflower20 Sunflower20
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Welcome
    to Hollister!
    Would you like a gas mask, Earplugs or a
    Flashlight?

:)

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