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hiii<3 i'm sami. i'm a cheerleader, and i absolutely love it. don't like me? that's cool, i don't wake up everyday to impress you. i love my family, and friends. i don't know what i'd do without them.<33  i'm 14 and loving itt.(: sophomore.<3 i'm ADDICTED to my iphone.<3 i like meeting new people and i loooove giraffes.(; i'm a HUGEEEE belieber and directioner.<3 and if you absolutely MUST know, yes i'm single. ohkayy, that is all, byee<3

P.S.: follow me, i follow back!! <3
  1. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    A girl's logic
    Bikini: perfectly fine.
    Bra & underwear: oh, don't look!

  2. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:01am UTC
    If you can't fix it with duct tape,
    YOU AIN'T USING ENOUGH OF THAT SH*T!

  3. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:53am UTC
    Am I the only one who would die if ANYBODY
    I knew ever found my witty account?

  4. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Witty Bestfriend?
    comment.<3

  5. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 9:52am UTC
    How normal people flirt: Hey sexy (;
    How I flirt: If you were a potato, you'd be a good potato (:

  6. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #3
    When that cute guy sits near you and you're distracted the entire class.
    Series? Comment/Fav

  7. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:15pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2
    When your life is over because you lost your phone.
    Series? Comment/Fav

  8. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1
    When you just got your nails done, and you're afraid to touch anything.
    Series? Comment/Fav

  9. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    He FINALLY texted me first.<33 I thought he didn't care about me. Maybe I'm wrong.(: I feel like the
    happiest girl in the world.<3

  10. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Ohhhkay. Vent time. I'm gonna make this really short. STOP MAKING QUOTES ABOUT 1D! Seriously. I love One Direction and everything, but this is insane. And don't even bother hating on this quote, because I won't take it to heart and probably won't even read it.
    Witty is being taken over by One Direction quotes. I miss the old witty. </3

  11. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 9:29am UTC
    I don't understand why people get angry if you use 'their' format and don't give them credit. Seriously, this is America, people. It's a free country, and people can do what they want. No hate, please. (:

  12. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 1:10pm UTC
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  13. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 10:19am UTC
    2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
    2011: plankinggg!!!
    2012: HEY GUYS, LET'S ALL GO CHOKE ON SOME CINNAMON!!!!!

  14. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Guys,
    Stop complaining about how girls are moody all the time. You would be too if every 28 days
    your pants were a murder scene and your stomach felt like it was being stabbed.
    Kay thanks,
    Girls

  15. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    don't like me? thats cool, i don't wake up everyday to impress you.

  16. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    Ways to get to a girl's heart: hug her from behind. hold her hand when you walk next to each other. wrap your arms around her. cuddle. don't force her to do things. write her little notes. compliment her. when you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. tell her you love her... and mean it. brush her hair out of her eyes. comfort her when she cries. love her with ALL your heart. <33

  17. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are a billion times more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you SUPER annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

  18. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    lolol @ when people say me and a guy should go out, and i'm just like, I'M WORKING ON IT!

  19. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    I hate when girls say 'NEW YEAR, NEW ME.'
    It's like, shut up, you're still a hoe.

  20. samsny15 samsny15
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His teasing. His humor. His weird faces. The way he walks. Thought of someone, didn't you?

:)

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