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wittybabe1999

Status: School. weee.

Member Since: 26 Jul 2011 06:26pm

Last Seen: 7 Jun 2014 11:18pm

Birthday: October 19

Location: nonyaa(;

Gender: F

user id: 199934

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  1. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 8:37pm EDT
    Me: Mom can i-
    Mom: No.
    Me: oh.

  2. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 3:31pm EDT
    The guy i like finally chatted me on facebook and asked me if i had a phone♥
    11:11 wishes really do come true♥

  3. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 12:52am EDT
    *Me when i was little*
    Dad:Hey, what's your little baby doll's name?
    Me: Baby:)

  4. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:52am EDT
    No, i'm not one of those girls who compares my self to a potato..
    Sadly, i realized potato's are 10 times more attractive than me.

  5. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 10:24pm EDT
    We are never ever ever,
    getting back together.

  6. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:30am EDT
    Plot Twist: Steve is the one holding his horses.

  7. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:20am EDT
    Remeber when we were little girls and all we wanted was to get our Period?
    Such idiots.

  8. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:25am EDT
    Saying you'll wake up early to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
    anyone else?(:

  9. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 2:45pm EDT
    I don't need this! My man has two jobs!
    Fave if you know where this is from♥

  10. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 8:04pm EDT
    Bluetooth: Making people look like they have imaginary friends since 1994

  11. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 12:42am EDT
    Did you know
    if you put your finger in your ear and scratch it, it sounds like pacman?
    {♥} if you just tried.

  12. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 2:04pm EDT
    I remeber when my bestfriend was shy&quiet
    i created a monster.
    nmq

  13. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:28pm EDT
    A lion woudn't cheat on his wife
    but a tiger wood.
    hahaha♥
    nmq/nmf

  14. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:11am EDT
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge . ♥

  15. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:00pm EDT
    Who else remembers...
    My life as a teenage robot? (:

  16. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 11:15am EDT
    When i was little, my crush use to send me presents through webkinz, like flowers♥

  17. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:30pm EDT
    Mom, Can I...
    Ofcource honey!
    No.
    nmq/nmf
    nmq/nmf

  18. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:08am EDT
    When my little sixth grade friends talks about drama and the 4 guys she likes..
    i just laugh.

  19. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
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    June 12, 2012 7:47pm EDT
    So my momma's spanish..
    and we went to subway.. with confidence she went up to the worker and said,
    "May i please have a long foot?"
    mom, it"s foot long.
    never laughed harder.. i love her♥

  20. wittybabe1999 wittybabe1999
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:39pm EDT
    My Momma told me today that when i was 3 i asked if i was allowed to date broccoli (:

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