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ROSI320

1. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   Be careful with your words.Once they're said, they can be forgiven not forgotten.
   
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2. ROSI320
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   March 7, 2012 3:54pm UTC
   Me: I wasn`t that drunk!
   Friend: Dude, you climbed up a tree & said- "OH GOD! Look how big this piece of broccoli is!"
   
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3. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2012 11:42am UTC
   Sarcasm: A well known language.
   
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4. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   February 17, 2012 1:58pm UTC
   Sleep is my drug.
   My bed is my dealer.
   My alarm is the cops.
   School is the jail .
   MMmMM
   
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5. ROSI320
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   February 15, 2012 10:35am UTC
   You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, but not what I've been through.
   
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6. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   t❊
   Th
   ere is
   Love is a chapter in a boy's
   life ..
   but for a girl
   it is a whole book.
   format by neversaynever16
   follow for a follow :)
   nmf/q.
   
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7. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   Keeping up with the Kardashians...
   Kourtney: Mason.. what do you say to god every morning?
   Mason: Heyaa God!
   How i love that child :')
   ♥
   
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8. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 3:05pm UTC
   It's Finally Snowing In London.
   
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9. ROSI320
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2012 4:14am UTC
   You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
   You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
   You can be the captain
   And I can be your first mate
   You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
   You can be the hero
   And I can be your sidekick
   You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
   You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
   Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'
   
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10. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    "By the Power invested in me
    I now pronounce you
    Deleted and blocked
    You may now kiss my buttocks"
    
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11. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    S.W.A.G
    An American-Something We Americans Got.
    An Asian-Something We Asians Got.
    Me-SOMETHING WE ALL GOT.
    
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12. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:22am UTC
    People say Laughter is the medicine, you're face mustt be curing the world.
    
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13. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 9:17am UTC
    Dear Math
    I cannot find your 'X'. Give it up already. She's not coming back.
    Respectfully Yours,
    Me
    P.S Don't ask me 'Y' either.
    
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14. ROSI320
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    January 6, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Wikipedia- I know everything
    Google- I have everything
    Facebook- I know everybody
    Internet-Without me you all are nothing
    Electricity- Keep talking you dumbos
    
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15. ROSI320
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    January 4, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    Life was much easier when Blackberry and Apple were just fruits.
    
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16. ROSI320
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    January 2, 2012 10:39am UTC
    I didn't say it was your fault.
    I said I was going to blame you.
    
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17. ROSI320
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    December 20, 2011 8:13am UTC
    HomeWork Excuses:
    You said do questions 1-10. You didn't say bring them in.
    I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
    Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
    
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18. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 10:17am UTC
    No Tresspassing
    Violators will be shot .
    Survivors will be shot again.
    
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19. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 10:09am UTC
    I don't want to miss out on the holiday
    But I can't stop staring at ur face
    I should be playing in the winter snow
    But I'mma be under the mistletoe
    with you
    shawty with you
    under the mistletoe.
    
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20. ROSI320
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    YOU SAY YOUR ANTI-ILLUMINATI, BUT YOUR MUM MAKES TRIANGLE SAMOSAS!!!!!!!!!
    
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