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Find me on Facebook!! Jacqueline Witty is my FB name!!!

All about me!
My name is Jackie and on March 9th I will turn 15!
My favorite color is glitter, and I have a pet unicorn named Hank. He is orange, has a tattoo and likes saltine crackers.
I'm keepin it fresh as a freshman.
My dad died last year on the 28th of March. . .
To say the least. . . it sucks.
I love being me and I will NEVER let anyone change that!
I am here for you whenever you need someone to talk to.
LOVE YOU!
Comment.
Follow.
I follow back.
<3

Jackie135
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 6:28pm UTC

twitter: @JackieSchm
instagram:JackieSchm

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Jackie135
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September 20, 2012 2:38pm UTC

It's really happening
I'm really going to homecoming with him.
He likes me back. . . .
He likes me.

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Jackie135
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 9:31pm UTC

IT'S ALMOST MY BIRFDAY!!!!
IN 2.5 HOURS I WILL BE 15!!!!
I WANT FAVS FOR MY BIRFDAY!
CAN YOU MAKE MY BIRFDAY WISH COME TRUE??
<3

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Jackie135
posted a quote
March 6, 2012 8:37pm UTC

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 9:24pm UTC

Research shows that if you are afraid of spiders you are 90% more l i kely to find them in your bedroom.
I ' M SCARED OF
ONE D I RECT I ON.
(f °□°)f¬(°□°¬)(f °□°)f(f °□°)f
¬(°□°¬)(f °□°)f(°□°¬)¬(°□°¬)
Cause this is THRILLER format cred: xoJustBreathexo

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:13am UTC

Hot Guy: Hey, can I borrow a pencil?
Me: YES I'LL MARRY YOU!
Hot Guy: . . . . . . . Sooo. . . about that pencil. . .

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Jackie135
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February 23, 2012 9:09pm UTC

HEY GUYS!!!
I MADE A WITTY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!
FRIEND MEEE!!!
JACQUELINE WITTY
FIND ME AND SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST!
DO. IT. NOW.
OR ELSE!
JK <3
BUT NO REALLY.
FIND ME ON FACEBOOK.

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Mom: Jackie, go clean your room!!
Me: *logs on witty*
Mom: Jackie, go do your homework!!
Me: *logs on witty*
Mom: Jackie! The house is on fire!!
Me: *logs on Witty*

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 11:27am UTC

4 Cool Facts!!!
1.) You will click this link Supercoolpics.com
2.) You just discovered this was not a link!
3.) You are faving this because I tricked you!
4.) You will use this to trick your friends and prove your superiority.

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 10:47am UTC

Friend: So. . . Do you have feelings for him?
Me: Yeah, anger, hatred, the burning desire to kill him with a meat grinder. . . those are feelings, right?
Friend: .__________.
NMF

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 15, 2012 10:28am UTC

:O + :P = 69
fav if you have a dirty mind

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Jackie135
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February 15, 2012 10:22am UTC

(f °□°)f ¬(°□°¬) (f °□°)f (f °□°)f
¬(°□°¬) (f °□°)f (°□°¬) ¬(°□°¬)
Cause this is THRILLER
fav if you see it.
(f °□°)f¬(°□°¬)(f °□°)f(f °□°)f
¬(°□°¬)(f °□°)f(°□°¬)¬(°□°¬)
Cause this is THRILLER format cred: xoJustBreathexo

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 8:30pm UTC

So, Witty has a
"love" category,
but fav if you think Witty should have a
"loveless" category.
format cred: mmh323

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Come on Cupid!
Step it up!!
Do I have to wear a bullseye on my back or something?
Bring on that magic arrow already!
fforever alone lol

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Jackie135
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February 12, 2012 8:58am UTC

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC

The Cinnamon Challenge:
Final Summation.
Only incredebly insecure people eat
spoonfulls of weird s****
to make friends that are
sadistic
laugh at them.
-Danny, the Gradual Report.
Fav if you are a lemon drop!

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Jackie135
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Society succefully ruined your life. Abort mission now?
Yes
No
nmf

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Jackie135
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February 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Me: So I hear when our new high school is done being built
the cafetiria will have two floors.
Girls I'm talking to (at same time): IT'S GONNA BE JUST
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!! AHHHH
yOU GOTTA LOVE HIGH SCHOOLERS.
format by jimmy365

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Jackie135
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February 4, 2012 3:43pm UTC

ME: *sniff sniff* I smell upsexy.
Friend: What's upsexy?
Me: Nothing, what's up with you?!
lol
format cred: xoJustBreathexo

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Jackie135
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February 4, 2012 3:03pm UTC

I'm really good in bed.
I could sleep for days.
format cred: mmh323

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