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Morgan*
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May 10, 2014 1:29pm UTC

geometry, the process: -geometry -geomecry -geomewhy -geomebye

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 9, 2014 8:27pm UTC

School is just an endless cycle of 'I just need to make it through this week', every week.

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*mysterious.mah*
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May 4, 2014 5:12pm UTC

Better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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whereismymind
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May 1, 2014 10:23pm UTC

I miss the old witty!
I miss funny quotes and jokes.
I miss tons of really good stories.
I miss the family enviroment.
Now almost every quote is about how depressed someone is or how the boy they like dosent like them back. I understand that life is hard for people but this is witty profiles. The quotes are supposed to be funny not depresseing.
-rant over

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SuperNovaChic
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April 30, 2014 1:35pm UTC

Bob the Builder can't even fix my social life. Oh ._.

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chachawawabubu
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April 29, 2014 9:35pm UTC

Me: *Creeps downstairs to eavesdrop on parents' convo*
Dad: So do you want to do it?
Mom: Only if you're up for it.
Dad: It's been a couple years since we did it.
Mom: Yeah, it's been a while. But what about Anna(me)?
Dad: We'll just have to be quiet.
Mom: *sexually* I don't think I can be quiet.
At this point I'm throwing up in my mouth...
Me: *Runs in room screaming* You guys are sick! I'm scarred, seriously, my life is ruined. I'll never think the same way about se.x again!
Parents: *Burst out laughing*
They're both holding freaking Wii consoles in their hands, Just Dance 4 is on the tv screen.
Me: What the-
Mom: Psych!
Dad: Sucker, you fell for it. We knew you were listening.
Me: . . .
Mom: Now, tell me, how did you used to think about se.x before?
And that's literally how my night went. I'm not even kidding. My parents are craptards -_-

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KayleighJean
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April 29, 2014 10:17pm UTC

I am sick of being the one never invited to anything
I am sick of being the one everyone overlooks
I am sick of failing every test even though I study for hours
I am sick of my parents not understanding
I am sick of my friends not caring
I am sick of having nobody, when I am there for everybody
I am sick of being the one that falls too hard
I am sick of being so gullible
I am sick of being too nice
I am sick of losing this game called life.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
April 27, 2014 8:22pm UTC

"school" more like gross boys and
6 hours of offensive jokes

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*ｓａｍｍｉ*
posted a quote
April 26, 2014 7:20am UTC

Your mother didn't spend 9 months
forming your body inside her just so you could
hate and destory it.

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phee*
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April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC

i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

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capsized*
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April 21, 2014 11:49pm UTC

If you hate gay marriage
then don't breathe,
cause oxygen is a
HOMOneuclear molecule.
2 atoms bound together for life
♥///////////////
stop da hate or GTFO.

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capsized*
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 9:38pm UTC

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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MyNameIsRhiii
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 11:16am UTC

"Maybe we're just having too much fun
Maybe you can't handle yourself
Staring at me with your lips and tongue
I've been having this dream that we can fly
So darling close your eyes because
You're about to miss everything"

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC

The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

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ThatLostGirl*
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 8:30pm UTC

Let me just make one thing clear:
SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE DOES NOT, NOR WILL IT EVER, MEAN I AM GAY!

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theWalrus
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 9:23pm UTC

Two guys walk into a bar
You'd think the second one would duck

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 15, 2014 4:18pm UTC

The best job ever?
Working as Sleeping Beauty at Disney World.
You just lay down all day.
If anyone bothers you, it's like excuse me, I'm working here.

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Messed up little child :)*
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 10:40am UTC

its funny how your brain just keeps reading even if its pointless and has no meaning but it only does it because its curious.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 1:24am UTC

people my age are having children
like what the hell i am a children

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