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lumila123
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:08pm UTC

Like if you did this during your childhood:
1. Drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
2. Thought the shape of a real heart was actually "♥"
3. Closed the Refridgerator door really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.
4. Tried to balance the lights, between ON & OFF.
♥

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:06am UTC

H3y, wh@t R y0uu
dO!nq?! About to
throw a dictionary in
your face.
That's what.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:03pm UTC

Steve favorited your quote.
*chokes*
*spazzes*
*bangs head against wall*
*dies*

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:55pm UTC

So a friend was telling me about Maxim Magazines Hot 100,
and told me Miley Cyrus was number 1.
What has this world come to?

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Admit it.
When you first watched the What Makes You Beautiful music video your first thoughts were, "Who do these 5 faggots think they are, running around the beach, telling girls they don't know they're beautiful?
Now, you are either completely obsessed with them.
Or
You still think they are a bunch of faggots.

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Differents0x
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:35pm UTC

when people say
"you're so mean !"
im just like
"oh stop it you" c:

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:20am UTC

Me: Im doing my homework in 10 minutes!
Dad: *4 hours later* Lets go to grandmas.
Me: No, i cant!
Dad: Why?
Me: I havent done my homework~!
Dad: ....

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 2:48pm UTC

When you're at
someone's house:
Normal people: "Nice house!"
Me: "What's your WIFI password!?"

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AnxiousAngstTeen
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:04pm UTC

The Kid In The Back Of The Room
She was in ninth grade. Blonde. Overweight, but not grotesquely. Pretty blue eyes. She was smart, undeniably smart; even the people who didn't know her agreed. But she was very quiet, which was strange, especially for a high schooler. When people would gossip about her (which was a rare occasion in itself), all they could say was that she was quiet and nice. They new she was nice because she wasn't the kind of kid to ever say no. This included but wasn't limited to giving answers to homework, allowing people to cheat off of her during tests/quizzes, doing more than her part in group projects, etc. And that was all that was known about her. She was just the kid spoke to no one but her tiny group of friends. They claim that she is just shy, and actually very funny in a crude kind of way, but none of the other kids will ever understand that.
She will always be the kid in the back of the room.
I know because I am her.

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NEM0
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:51pm UTC

What they say: "I broke my Ipod touch, so I just got an Iphone instead of replacing it!"
What I hear: "I was irresponsible and I cant take care of this 200$ electronic. So I rewarded myself by getting an over 600$ electronic instead. Let's see how long it takes me to break this one too!"

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illgiveyouablackeye*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:07am UTC

I don't wanna do this.
I don't wanna do this!
I don't wanna do this!
Please don't make me do this! Please!
PLEASE!
Later~
HECK YEAH! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

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VintageParis
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Women spend more time thinking about what men think about than men actually spend thinking

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Pudding007
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:41pm UTC

so my 4 year old cousin burned his hand on a sparkler and started crying about how he wouldn't be able to hold his ipad...all I have to say is OH. MY. GOD.

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bluehazel
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:25am UTC

Nobody likes
• Mondays
• Homework
• Fake friends
• School
• Being ignored
• Drama
• Liers
• An empty fridge
• Being replaced
• Slow internet

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Elli_unicornpuke
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:03am UTC

6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I'm tired.
2. I'm cold.
3. I don't get it.
4. I'm hungry.
5. What time is it?
6. I want to go home.

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Friends:
Can i come over?
Best Friends:
Im coming over.
*Appears in room randomly*

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kathycat12
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:41pm UTC

BOY- Hey, I was thinking if you wanna be more than friends...
GIRL- Best friends?
BOY-No, maybe something more?
GIRL- MEGA BEST FRIENDS?!

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wanderer*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Sometimes I think I was drunk when I made my quotes or something, because I don't remember writing half of them.

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 6:32am UTC

mephobia
Fear of becoming so awesome that the
human race can't hadle it
and everyone dies.

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