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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I’ve noticed
    that whenever a person commits suicide,
    people are suddenly saying,
    “It’s a shame, he or she was so beautiful.”
    Here’s an idea:
    Tell them that while they’re still alive,
    then maybe they’ll stick around to hear it.

  2. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    This is just a survey..
    me and my friends were having a shorts v.s. skirts arguement. So
    PLEASE help us out. Click the <3 if you prefer shorts or comment if
    you prefer skirts. This is NOT for faves. I promise you. I just want to
    know you girls prefer wearing shorts or skirts.
    xxAlwaysSmilexx was one of my friends that i was arguing with xD

  3. __OneDirectionerForever__ __OneDirectionerForever__
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    9 year old in 2012: Short shorts, A&F, Hollister, Tank tops, VS bras and undies, stuffed bra, IPhone, Ipad, Vera Bradly, Died hair, a lot make up, and 500 dollar manicures, Getting drinks and drunks and saying YOLO every 5 seconds.
    Me when i was 9: Hannah Montana shirt, high school musical sneakers, jeans, messy hair, and screaming 'Roxie like a puma!!!' every 5 seconds. Getting sugar high on kool-aid.

  4. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  6. Loveyouskater11 Loveyouskater11
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Demi Lovato Fact:
    When Demi's song "Skyscraper"
    was realeased, there was a decrease
    in teen suicide♥

  7. misshyfr misshyfr
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Dear inventors of Tampons,
    How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
    ._.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 2:34pm UTC
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  9. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Research has proven,
    that if you're scared of spiders, you're more likley to find them in your bedroom.
    I'm scared of hot guys with abs and flippy hair..
    ;)

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Keep this in mind
    One day,there's going to be a guy
    Who's going to love you , your body, your smile
    They way you walk , the way you talk , the way you laugh.
    He's going to love you and you are going to feel confident
    and on top of the world
    One day , you won't feel insecure.
    Your day is coming,
    I promise.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC
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  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I want a
    british
    friend.
    Then I'd just sit their and listen to them talk.

  13. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    .Favorite this if.
    Youve ever cut yourself
    Youve ever had an eatting disorder.
    Youve ben bullied.
    Youve cried over a boy
    You wanted to commit suicide,
    Your a bully.
    You dont have a supportive family.
    You Hate school.
    Youve ben shot.
    Now Look at these favorites.
    Your not alone.
    Stay Strong,And Dream Big.
    Your All Beautiful.

  14. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

  15. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    90' S K I D S .
    1.) Clifford the Big Red Dog.
    2.) LIzzie McGuire.
    3.) Magic School Bus.
    4.) Rugrats.
    5.) The PowerPuff Girls.
    6.) Blue's Clues.
    7.) As Told by Ginger.
    8.) The Amanda Show.
    9.) Even Stevens.
    10.) Teletubbies.
    11.) BeetleJuice.
    12.) Saved by the Bell.
    13.) Arthur.
    14.) Dragon Tales.
    15.) CyberChase.
    16.) Full House.
    17.) Scooby Doo.
    18.) The Wiggles.
    19.) Barny.
    20.) 7th Heaven.
    21.) Bill Nye the Science Guy.
    22.) Goosebumps.
    23.) Drake & Josh.
    24.) Zoey 101.
    25.) Caillou.
    Fav if you have ever watched one of these. ♥

  16. J3S5E J3S5E
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    Barney turned into JerseyShore
    GameBoy turned into Facebook
    PictnoChat turned into Texting
    Coloring turned into LoveLetters
    HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
    Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
    AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
    TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
    Skechers turned into Sperrys
    EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
    Cooties turned into Kisses
    Playdates turned into Hangouts
    Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
    JuicyJuice turned into Monster
    RainCoats turned into TubeTops
    SweatPants turned into Yogas
    StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
    Webkinz turned into Tumblr
    Braids turned into Straighteners
    FullHouse turned into Degrassi
    CampRock turned into OneDirection
    Jokes turned into Bullying
    BedTimes turned into Curfues
    Like turned into Love
    But worst of all,
    Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
    Where has our childhood gone?
    -90's kids♥

  17. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    *How my mom works*
    Me: Mom, I got all A's
    Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
    Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
    Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
    Me: Yes
    Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Looking at your best friend
    & laughing because you know what they are thinking.
    format credit: jade672

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:31am UTC
    The worst type of crying
    Is when your lips start to shake
    and tears build up quickly and fall
    fast.You're bent over or crouched
    trying to suck it in and not make any
    noise but it hurts too much to hold it
    in so you let out a yelp and a cry then
    comes the loss of breath which sucks
    because not only you're crying out loud
    but you think you sound dumb for not
    breathing too.
    It's just a mess...

  20. glitterspaz143 glitterspaz143
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    ♥ t h i s i f y o u l o v e
    y o u r d a d d y.

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