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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    friendly reminder
    taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while
    the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

  2. im_only_me im_only_me
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2012 10:10am UTC
    "When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you have been doing since you were 13"
    -Jenna Marbles

  3. MeganFantasticT MeganFantasticT happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC
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  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    In a interview
    Selena gomez said "i only like zayn in one direction."
    In another
    interview harry said "i only like justin bieber in jelena."
    NMF/Quote by OneDirection

  5. Sunny1703 Sunny1703
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I bet there's going to be more teenagers;
    at the premiere of Monsters Inc. 2 than little kids.

  6. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
    Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

  8. VintageParis VintageParis
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Yelling "no"
    (( when something falls ♥ ))
    Doesn't stop it
    » » » from falling [x] [x] [x]

  9. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    I don't exercise to be healthy.
    I exercise to look sexy as f/ck, naked.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Happy Birthday One Direction♥
    You've come a long ways.

  11. xoxo_lovegivesmehope xoxo_lovegivesmehope
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    My boyfriend was eager
    to meet my mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completley freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to
    have me.

  12. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    When you
    fall for
    someone's
    personality
    everything
    about them
    becomes
    beautiful.

  13. eminem23 eminem23
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Girl:
    She runs into her room, slams the door, and cries like she never has before. She shuts the world out; her only friends are Ben&Jerry and her iPod. She sits there all night thinking of how it went wrong, why she let him go. She thinks to herself, "He'll never want me back."
    Boy:
    He screams, throws his phone and it shatters against the wall. He falls down and silently weeps, thinking of everything he did wrong. He rolls the joint, chugs the bottle, and tries to forget her beautiful face. He tries to sleep, but can't. He thinks, "She'll never take me back."

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    I lit candles
    on a bridge for my girlfriend,
    but since she didn't show up
    i spent the rest of the night kicking those candles into the water as i was very upset
    - Harry Styles
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  15. Amandaburnhamx Amandaburnhamx
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:10am UTC
    It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving
    someone when your heart still does.
    /////////////
    //////////////
    Format by Breeze

  16. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    that text;
    don't lie, i know you've gotten it.
    the message that broke your heart?
    ever received a text from someone,
    doesn't matter if you woke up to it,
    maybe you got it during the day,
    or right before you went to bed.
    you just picked up your phone
    and saw this super long message.
    filled with words that hurt you.
    that completely changed your mood.
    that stopped you from breathing
    and just put you in total disbelief.
    that everything you guys went through,
    ended right there by that text message.

  17. MrsJeremyBlackburn MrsJeremyBlackburn
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 11:58am UTC
    I never knew,
    how much I could miss you
    until you were actually gone.

  18. Haley_DixonVixon13 Haley_DixonVixon13
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    I've always wondered what goes through
    a boys mind
    when he starts falling for a girl.♥

  19. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Today, I got over you.
    you • know • what • that • means?
    Now at 11:11,
    I can wish for a pony.

  20. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:28am UTC
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