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Girl: 
She runs into her room, slams the door, and cries like she never has before. She shuts the world out; her only friends are Ben&Jerry and her iPod. She sits there all night thinking of how it went wrong, why she let him go. She thinks to herself, "He'll never want me back."

Boy:
He screams, throws his phone and it shatters against the wall. He falls down and silently weeps, thinking of everything he did wrong. He rolls the joint, chugs the bottle, and tries to forget her beautiful face. He tries to sleep, but can't. He thinks, "She'll never take me back." 

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Girl: She runs into her room, slams the door, and cries like

1052 faves · 11 comments · May 20, 2012 5:02pm

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MissOlivia · 1 decade ago
I am a girl, but I would be more like the boy. When things go wrong I tend to scream, just to get it out. I scream and throw things and get so angry until I finally give out, and crumple to the floor and cry until I can't anymore. < / 3
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Annamaria25 · 1 decade ago
Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour
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Annamaria25 · 1 decade ago
awww so cute
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Shanni1212 · 1 decade ago
Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour

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brancsy · 1 decade ago
Give a kiss to your hand (left hand)
2.- Say the name of your love.
3.- Close your hand
4.- Say the name of a weekday
5.-Say your name
6.- Open your hand
7.- Paste this to 15 comments and the day you said (step # 4) he/she will tell you that they like you and maybe even engaged or maybe kiss you. If you don't do it something will go wrong in about an hour
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Shinaa · 1 decade ago
"he rolls the joint" hahahah ...oh?
lol, i found that funny
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LightbulbsRock · 1 decade ago
girl sadness seems more appealing...
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AshesAndDiamonds · 1 decade ago
As a guy, I can say that I, for one, do something like that -_-
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TheKillJoy · 1 decade ago
yeah ima girl but i act more like the boy in this case
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Ballerina · 1 decade ago
wow i've never seen this before
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FallenSuperman · 1 decade ago
Phone against a wall happens far too often...

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