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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:01pm UTC

IF YOU'RE EVER BORED
Go to Ikea, hide in a closet, and when someone passes by, walk out and say "I'm back from Narnia!"
❤
mq/mf

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Popular Girl is in a relationship with Popular Guy
♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
45739 people like this 45641653 comments
You are in a relationship with Amazing Boy
♥ Today at 1:32 •Like • Comment •See Friendship
1 person likes this
Gee, thanks Mom.

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 1:54pm UTC

DISNEY HAS THOUGHT US SO MUCH:
TOY STORY:
Friends may come, and friends may leave,
but they are our friends and we will love
them forever.
A BUGS LIFE:
Together, even the smallest can achieve
the greatest goal.
MONSTERS INC.:
No matter what, we will give everything for those
we care for.
FINDING NEMO:
For our children, we will do anything.
THE INCREDIBLES:
Family, more than anything, makes this life worth living.
CARS:
The greatest victories
are the friends we met
along the way.
RATATOUILLE:
What we can achieve is determined by us and
us alone.
WALL-E:
There is no greater wonder
in the universe than the
love we hold for others.
UP:
The adventure
never ends.
♥

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.*
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 8:32am UTC

Today 30 people
from my school
were suspended.
Why??
Because they all either shaved their hair or dyed it
for Cancer.
Click the <3 if yiou think they shouldn't be suspended.

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who trys to get rid of the weird
thought in my head because I feel
like someone may be able to
read my mind.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC

click to see this quote

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Favorite For A Name
That Sounds Cute With Yours
I will do them all

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mayday
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I think my iPhone is broken,
I pressed the home button & I'm still at school.

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:19am UTC

British:
'Ello beautiful. How are you my love?
Australian:
G'day mate!
Canadian:
Eh?
American:
Aye shawty, whaddup?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC

Hold your cursor over this quote
if your name is Brianna.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Sitting at home:
"Oh. It's raining. Cool"
Sitting at school:
"HOLY CRAP IT'S RAINING!! LOOK!"

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neonbubbles
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 5:07pm UTC

*MEETING SELENA GOMEZ*
me: hey I just met you
selena:
me: and this is crazy
selena:
me: but here's my number
selena: aww
me: so give it to justin
nmf/nmq
please don't comment justin bieber hate because I'll delete it.

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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC

▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?Me:Me: If I punch you in the face with my left hand,but I'm right handed,does that really count as me punching you in the face?
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mrsbieberr06
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Boy: Feel my shirt.
Girl: OK. *Feels shirt*
Boy: What material is it?
Girl: I don't know, cotton?
Boy: NO, boyfriend material.
llool.
♥

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MissMisty1996
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:18pm UTC

son: "hey dad, do you believe in ghosts?"
dad: "No, why?"
son: "because, the maid told me there were ghosts"
dad: "PACK YOUR STUFF"
son: "WHY??"
dad: "because we don't have a maid"...

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 11:04am UTC

Sexually rubbing the wall
IN THE DARK, UNTIL YOU CAN FIND THE LIGHTSWITCH

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ShayLovesYouxo
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Fav If You DON'T Smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~~ Comment If You Smoke !!!!
Just wondering (; let the best winn .♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 3:15pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I'm a lazy texter.
Unless you're cute.
Format By: Pegasister18

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