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  1. horselover4ever horselover4ever
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    my phone buzzed and i saw his name...
    i closed my eyes and hoped for anything...
    just not the end...
    but through my tears, i read one word:
    bye.

  2. TheMascaraSeries TheMascaraSeries
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Girls Like me .
    Chapter 11.
    “No Zoe, it’s really important!” I squealed on the phone with her, after my date with Josh.
    “Well I have to tell you something too!” She said excitedly. “But I have to kind of, ask you about it first?”
    “Okay?” I laughed, slightly confused.
    “Just meet me over here in 10, okay?”
    “Sounds good!” I exclaimed. “Should we invite Jaycie?”
    “Nah, she’s got some grad party to go to or something.” Zoe shrugged it off.
    “Okay, see you soon Zo.” I said contently. “Bye.”
    I hung up, smiling like an idiot from Jake and I’s kiss. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe. Bree, it was just a kiss, settle down, I scolded myself. I quickly grabbed my phone off my night stand and rushed back down stairs to begin walking towards Zoe’s.
    “Mom, I’m going over to Zoe’s. be back..whenever.” I told her, slipping on my flip flops.
    “Hey, you stop right there young lady.” My dad said sternly.
    “What’d I do?” I asked innocently, hoping they hadn’t heard anything about us going in that abandoned house.
    “You’ve almost been here for a week, and we’ve barely talked to you at all.” My mother explained.
    “Well, I’ve just been busy with my friends, that’s all.” I folded my arms, annoyed. “And I have to go, we’ll talk later!”
    “Okay sweetie, but we’re going out to dinner as a family tomorrow night!”
    “Okay!” I ignored her. I couldn’t wait to tell Zoe the news.
    “Zoe, I’m here!” I shouted up her steps.
    “Finally!” She exclaimed, pulling me up the stairs.
    “Settle down girl.” I laughed, wondering why she was so excited.
    “Okay, you go first.” Zoe beamed happily.
    “No no no, you go first.” I smiled, trying to be considerate, even though I really wanted to tell her.
    “Okay, fine.” She laughed. “So, I kind of sort of, ish, maybe..”
    “Just tell me already!” I said anxiously, shaking her hands.
    “Have a thing for Jake.” She smiled slightly.
    “Oh.” I dropped her hands, along with my facial expression.
    “You’re mad aren’t you!” Zoe said worriedly. “Bree, I can find someone else, really-“
    “No!” I said quickly. “Zoe, it’s fine, really, I don’t even like him anymore.”
    “Are you sure?” She asked nervously.
    “Positive.” I smiled weakly.
    "You two will make a great couple."
    lol b/tch slap. REVENGE.♥ I have dance in about an hour, so i apologize if some of you don't/didn't get your notifications on time ( : lol, this was supposed to be up earlier, but I slept until 1:30..so yeah. Love you all, feedback please ? (:
    The number to reach for a hint next chapter is 555 [:
    -Hint-
    I gave a devious smile, looking up a number in my phone.
    “Hey Colin!” I said sweetly into the phone. “I haven’t talked to you in forever!”
    -Bree's POV-

  3. hbailz hbailz
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    WHEN I'M A PARENT,
    I'll never compare my kids to other kids,
    because that sh*t hurts.

  4. kirosame21 kirosame21
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    [♥] this if you are supposed to be doing your homework right now.

  5. volleyballl_babe12 volleyballl_babe12
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    It's my hair; stop telling me how to do it.
    It's my makeup; stop telling me how to apply it.
    They're my words; stop telling me how to say them.
    It's my life; stop telling me how to live it.

  6. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Me: I just had a slushie. my tongue is blue.
    Him: my tongue is red
    Me: lets make purple
    Him: lol no

  7. Letters_To_Me Letters_To_Me
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Y G O L O H C Y S P :
    Now thats what I call reverse psychology.
    Not my quote, got it on Twitter/Format by Sandrasaurus

  8. PurplePinkDreams PurplePinkDreams
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Never look back.
    If Cinderella went to pick up her shoe, she wouldn't had become a princess.

  9. GreenMariLoves GreenMariLoves
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:12am UTC
    "I love your eyes
    but I love mine more
    because without mine,
    I wouldnt be able to see yours."

  10. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went there?
    That's God playing Sims.
    He just cancelled your action.

  11. CandyCool CandyCool
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    ok ---------lol------^-------
    Man getting eaten by a shark
    With the woman safely sunbathin
    fave if you get it/ see it <3

  12. marleesue marleesue
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    While I was running today
    I heard clapping. It was just my
    thighs cheering me on.

  13. DrakeandJosh DrakeandJosh
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Drake and Josh #6
    Josh: I hope you go bald.
    Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
    Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

    Quote formatting by DreakandJosh

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:14am UTC
    Feels
    like i'm finally awake
    and you're just a beautiful mistake.
    (Format credit to defe4ted / Credit to OneDirection)

  15. ampp ampp
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you read a friends's Facebook status and realize
    they must read Witty, too

  16. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Guess what?!?!? You-Know-Who asked me out!
    You said no right???
    Why on earth would I say no?!
    Because Voldemort is honestly, very ugly.

  17. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:46am UTC
    iCarly's cast said Niall's laugh is annoying
    ----------------------------------
    Niall's laugh is funnier than their show

  18. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    She must be wide awake now..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  20. carautumn6way carautumn6way
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Did you know..
    if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3 am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

:)

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