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DrakeandJosh

1. DrakeandJosh
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   Drake and Josh #10
   Police Officer: Sir, you can't park here!
   Crazy Steve: PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT!
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2. DrakeandJosh
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   May 28, 2012 10:43pm UTC
   Drake and Josh #9
   Mrs. Parker: Aww Drake, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo!
   Drake: This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo.
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3. DrakeandJosh
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   May 26, 2012 10:32am UTC
   Drake and josh #8
   Drake: All right, where is he?
   Megan: I think he's dangling in the gutter.
   Drake: Not Josh, the baby!
   Megan: [innocently] What makes you think that I would have the baby?
   Drake: Because you're a divious, twisted little girl.
   Megan: [giggles] Why thank you, Drake!
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4. DrakeandJosh
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   May 26, 2012 10:19am UTC
   Drake and Josh #7
   Drake: Are you calling me a liar?!
   Josh : I AIN'T CALLING YOU A TRUTHER!!
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5. DrakeandJosh
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   May 26, 2012 10:14am UTC
   Drake and Josh #6
   Josh: I hope you go bald.
   Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
   Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
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6. DrakeandJosh
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   May 25, 2012 12:57pm UTC
   Drake and Josh #5
   Drake: Good luck with Kathy. Remember, she's just a person. I mean, girls are just like guys without... Just do good.
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7. DrakeandJosh
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   May 25, 2012 12:36pm UTC
   Drake and Josh #4
   Drake: You're gonna be my step-father?
   Walter: Yep.
   Drake: [points to Josh] And YOU!! You're gonna be...? He's gonna be my...?
   Josh: [Hugs Drake] Hug me, brotha!
   Drake: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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8. DrakeandJosh
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   May 25, 2012 12:29pm UTC
   Drake and Josh #3
   Josh: You give me headaches! Headaches!
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9. DrakeandJosh
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   May 25, 2012 12:26pm UTC
   Drake and Josh #2
   Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
   Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
   Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!
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10. DrakeandJosh
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    May 25, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #1
    Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of garbage.
    Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
    Megan: [holding up dead bird] Like this dead bird?
    Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!
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