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MeganFantasticT
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August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC

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chessbieber
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Sometimes i wonder if when you say things like..
i love you..
your beautiful..
i will never hurt you..
are true, or imaginary?
♥

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thatrollingturd
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:18pm UTC

❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ dropping out of society to live among cats.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 3:10pm UTC

The worst type of crying is the silent one
The one when everyone is asleep.
The one where you feel it in your throat ,
and your eyes become blurry from the tears.
The one where you just want to scream.
The one where you have to hold your breath
and grab your stomach to keep quiet.
The one where you can't breath anymore.
The one that you realize that the person that
meant the most to you,
is gone...

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completeinhim
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:47pm UTC

is it just me or do you guys get your period every f.ucking time you go on vacation?

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Amyyyxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your
shirt and pretended you were pregnant

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ohhiheyhello
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:54pm UTC

Normal people home alone: im so bored, i should go hangout with someone
Me: YAAY *blasts loud music, eats food and resuses to wear pants*

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Nathannn
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Reasons I can't cook;
1. I get too hungry.
2. I end up eating the batter.
3. It turns out under or over-cooked.
4. I just can't cook.
nmf

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xxLonelyLoverxx
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Feelings that come back are
feelings that never left.

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AnnaLovesYou
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 4:09pm UTC

do you ever wonder
what your life looks like, through someone else's
eyes?
nmq.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:26pm UTC

"Certainly I've had a lot of luck,
to be in the place I am now,
but at the end of the day,
I worked really really hard,
so regardless of whether or
not the haters think I'm good
enough, I am here for a reson."
-Louis Tomlinson

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VintageParis
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Yelling "no"
(( when something falls ♥ ))
Doesn't stop it
» » » from falling [x] [x] [x]

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MeeAndYoou
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Guys: Girls think period cramps are bad? Try getting kicked in the balls.
Me: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. Number one, we could never get kicked in the balls because we can't grow them. Numero dos, period cramps are sore as sh*t. Three, even if you got kicked in the balls once a month (which you don't) the pain DOES NOT last for a week. Four, you can't bleed from between your legs for a week and live. Five, Shut the f*ck up and actually use one of your very little amount of brain cells and think before you speak, or you'll get girls on their period wanting to stab you with very pointy objects. K. Thanks. Bye.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

THIS IS FOR THE GIRLS
Who don't have a guy to tell them how beautiful they really are.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: Do you want any help with the dishes?
Mom: No, that's okay, sweetie. I got this. *ten minutes later* Mom: I swear to god, I get no help around here!

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Nsnlover
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Who else sweats when they are straightening or curling their hair?
♥
Format by Cookiedoughformats

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 7:33pm UTC

*11:11*
Me:I wish for..*11:12* Me: Biitch, I wasn't done.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC

I know you don't care, but,
My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:52pm UTC

At my funeral,
when they lower me into the ground, i demand they play 'drop it like it's hot'

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