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BravoSierra
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June 24, 2013 11:51am UTC

mom: you do realize someday you'll have to pay for all your own expenses.
me: yes, but today is not that day.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:48am UTC

That obnoxious moment
when a package says"easy open" and you need a knife, sisscors, a gun and a light saber to get into it.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:58am UTC

Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:22am UTC

mom: the best things in life are free
food: lol
cell phone: lol
concert tickets: lol
internet: lol

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:45am UTC

Turning on your computer before you make food
so when you come back it's turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:25am UTC

Poking holes in your parent's condoms
so someone else can do the damn dishes.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:35am UTC

yes, a picture paints a thousand words,
but a thousand words can also paint a picture,
and that's why i write.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 4:30pm UTC

a question for all witty girls
have you ever been in love?
tell me your story
.
i'm here to listen, even if it's a sad
break up story. i'm right here
i'll reply back to you all.
♥

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Have you ever wondered what
The exact place where you're standing looked like 50,000 years ago?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC

it's really cute
when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 9:27am UTC

Why do small children feel a need to
scream as if they're being brutally murdered?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 9:15pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My biggest pet peeve
is when I'm singing and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 11:16am UTC

*at home* Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"
*out* Me: " I want to go home. i hate people

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ciaraperrone1996
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize you've been
listening to a YouTube advert about dishwater detergent for 3 minutes.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:49am UTC

Overprotective parents
raise the best liars.

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safyreasthesea
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:19pm UTC

You, sir, are going on my to-do list

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 9:32pm UTC

I want to share
[x] [x] [x] ALL MY LOVE WITH YOU,
»AND NO ONE ELSE. ♥

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MissAnna
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:07am UTC

People who don't know
WHAT THEY'RE DOING SHOULDN'T
[STAND IN THE WAY OF PEOPLE WHO DO]

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 10:36am UTC

Niall: If I'm louder, would you see me
Patrick: I can't hear you it's too dark in here.

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