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hiimawkward247*
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August 5, 2013 12:49pm UTC

I'm caught in the crossfire of my own thoughts.

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XxTwilightXx
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August 5, 2013 12:51pm UTC

Teacher: Why can I hear talking?
Kid: Cos you have ears!!!

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XxTwilightXx
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August 5, 2013 12:53pm UTC

If you have a right to your own opinion then I have a right to tell you how stupid u are

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flyingbacon7
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August 5, 2013 12:40pm UTC

When you mispronounce a common word
&
Feel like an idiot

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BETHANY*
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August 2, 2013 4:57pm UTC

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weecullen
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June 1, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Alex: Did you have a postive high school experience?
Jack: No, I was pregnant.
♥AllTimeLow
(nmf)

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brillt27
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July 30, 2013 5:20pm UTC

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

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brillt27
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July 30, 2013 5:25pm UTC

when i see a picture of more than five girls in it all just hanging out, i'm amazed. theres no way you all like each other.

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brillt27
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July 30, 2013 5:32pm UTC

i just want you to look at me the way i look at my phone

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brillt27
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July 30, 2013 5:34pm UTC

the hardest thing about a new relationship is learning to fart silently again

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brillt27
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July 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC

i feel like no kidnapper would ever want me.
"are we there yet?"
"no."
"are we there yet?"
"no."
"are we-
"get out of the f.cking van"

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spence*
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July 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Me: you're sitting in my seat
Kid: I don't see your name on it
Me: it will be written in you blood if you don't get the f.ck up

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spence*
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July 30, 2013 7:53pm UTC

sometimes I wish I could
be one of my friends for 1 day, to see
how it is to hang out with me

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ChocoTaco
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July 30, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Mom: Why don't you go outside and get some exercise?
Me: Okay.
Me: *Goes for run with laptop*

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Lifehappens
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July 30, 2013 9:51pm UTC

If you don't text me back right away I might as well bite your head right off

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LaylaTheAwesome
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July 26, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like Bands
More than you

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KatieInAStrangeLand
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July 15, 2013 4:00pm UTC

Fall Out Boy are back.
Panic! At The Disco are back.
[aggressively stares at My Chemical Romance]

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XboxGurl
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July 28, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Being gay is fine, being lesbian is fine, being bi is fine. You what's not fine? Leaving the house wearing crocks.

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happiest*
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July 26, 2013 3:20pm UTC

mary had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low

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