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  1. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  2. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    Is it possible to be dead while you're still physically living?
    Because that's how I have been feeling lately

  3. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    With the right song, anything can become a love story:
    Example: Listen to "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri while playing temple run. Slowly you'll see it morphing into a sad story of a boy who can run and run, but will never get away from his broken heart. His ex will always be chasing him(the monster monkey things) and bringing back the memorys. The faster he runs, the farther away they get. But there will always be another opstical there to slow him down and let her run towards him to rip him apart again.

  4. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Just a cut
    Just a scratch
    "What's that mark?"
    "It was just the cat."
    Just an excuse
    Just another lie
    "What's with all the bracelets?"
    "Just fashion, why?"
    Just a tear
    Just a scream
    "Why were you crying?"
    "Just a bad dream"
    But it's not just a cut
    Or a tear, or a lie
    It's always 'just one more'
    Until you die...

  5. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    "Happiness can be found,
    even in the darkest of times,
    if one only remembers
    to turn on the light."
    -Albus Dumbledore

  6. HiYouAreWonderful HiYouAreWonderful
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    Why do you like him?
    I never really thought of it. Why do I like him? I don’t quite recall what made me fall for him. I don’t even remember the moment I knew for a fact that I liked him. Maybe it was the way I could feel his eyes on me when I looked away? Or maybe it was his smile. The smile that pierced through my flesh, and reached my heart. It could’ve been the sensation of his touch. It’s funny because how can I not remember an important detail like that?
    But I do think my feelings are stronger than the word ‘like’ itself,
    I’m almost certain I love him.
    I might even adore him.
    He gives me those once in a lifetime feelings, you know?
    His perfection is basically the reason why I could never unlove him.
    mq/mf

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I want someone
    to fall in love with the way I laugh
    and fall in love with my smile.
    I want someone who’ll listen
    to the rambling of my inner child,
    someone who touches my face
    and brushes the hair from my eyes.
    I want someone who loves me
    or at least holds me like they do.

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    So let’s say that theoretically
    I really like you,
    and theoretically even though it sounds
    moronically cliche and overused,
    you give me butterflies
    and just for kicks, lets add that all in theory of course
    you may be one of the most wonderful people
    I have ever met,
    and hypothetically…
    my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
    Do you think that you would supposedly
    and in the most theoretical sense
    feel the same way?

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    palm
    thumb
    point
    middle
    ring
    pink
    Please high five me through the means of internet communication
    fave if your hand is against the screen
    format by Breeze

  10. SARAHgirl5 SARAHgirl5
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Love; has 4 letters; but so
    does Hate.
    Friends;has 7 letters; but
    so doesEnemies.
    Truth; has 5 letters; but
    so does Lying...

  11. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    I lit candles
    on a bridge for my girlfriend,
    but since she didn't show up
    i spent the rest of the night kicking those candles into the water as i was very upset
    - Harry Styles
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

  12. avolleyballove12 avolleyballove12
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 10:34am UTC
    Love like you've never been hurt before
    -Marilyn Monroe

  13. stiltongirl stiltongirl
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Marry Me
    a yes
    b a
    c b

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    When Boys
    bite their lips.

  15. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    Screw school,
    I'm gonna become a pot dealer and sell many other useful kitchen utensils.

  16. free_at_heart free_at_heart
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    You know you're not a kid anymore...
    When you fall asleep on the couch,
    and wake up on the couch...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    Me: I Want A Boyfriend.
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Sister:
    Bird:
    Teachers:
    Michael Phelps:
    Rock:
    Penguin:
    Batman:
    Pillow Pet:
    Harry Potter:
    French Fries:
    Abby Lee Miller:
    Tim Tebow:
    Snuggie:
    Animal Balloon:
    Nemo:
    Scooby Doo:
    Zayn:
    Ferb: HAHAHAHAHAHAH no.

  19. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    SON: mommy every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look your bouncing up and down on him.
    MOM: oh. well im bouncing on his
    stomach because he is fat and that
    makes him thin again.
    SON: That wont work
    MOM: why?
    SON: because they lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up.

  20. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    *during a robbery*
    Robber: "Give me all the money, or else you're Geometry!"
    Cashier: "... Don't you mean History?"
    Robber: "Don't change the subject!"
    Both: "HAHAHAHAAHA!"

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