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  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    It's official,
    I have plans for Valentines day.
    Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:22pm UTC
    my level of sarcasm is to the point where
    i don't even know if i'm joking or not anymore.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    me: im so lonely
    person: hey
    me: leave me alone
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
    my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    Google
    some nights i stay up
    some nights i stay up cashin in
    some nights i stay up splashing in my bathtub
    Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Twas 11 days before Christmas, around 9:38
    When 20 beautiful children stormed through Heaven's gate
    Their smiles were contagious, their laughter filled the air
    They could hardly believe all the beauty they saw there
    They were filled with such joy, they didn't know what to say
    They remembered nothing of what had happened earlier that day
    "Where are we?" asked a little girl, as quiet as a mouse.
    "This is Heaven." declared a small boy. "We're spending Christmas at God's house."
    When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
    but Jesus, their savior, the children gathered near
    He looked at them and smiled, and they smiled just the same
    then He opened His arms and He called called them by name.
    And in that moment was joy, that only Heaven can bring
    Those children all flew into the arms of their King
    And as they lingered in the warmth of His embrace,
    one small girl turned and looked at Jesus' face
    And as if He could read all the question's he had
    He gently whispered to her, "I'll take care of mom and dad."
    The He looked down on earth, the world far below
    He saw all the hurt, the sorrow, and woe
    Then He closed His eyes and He outstretched His hand
    "Let my power and presence re-enter this land!"
    "May the country be delivered from the hands of fools,"
    "I'm taking back my nation, I'm taking back my schools."
    Then He and the children stood up without a sound.
    "Come now, my children. Let me show you around."
    Excitement filled the space, some skipped and some ran
    All displaying the enthusiasm that only a small child can
    And I heard Him proclaim as He walked out of sight
    "In the midst of this darkness, I am still the light."

  7. blankwolf* blankwolf*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    How to tell who has been stalking your Facebook profile.
    1. Go to Facebook.com
    2. Right click anywhere on the page.
    3. Click "View page source"
    4. Press CTRL + F and type "orderedfriends"
    5. Copy the first series of numbers in quotation marks below it.
    6. Open another tab, go to Facebook.com/(paste the number here)
    7. The first number is the person that's been on your profile the most,
    the second the second most, and so on.
    YOU'RE WELCOME.

  8. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago
    me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

  9. erica119 erica119
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
    The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!!!”
    All of the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was very embarrassed.
    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. Let me guess, you were embarrassed, huh?”
    The guy responded with a loud voice, “200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”
    …and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy leaned over and whispered, “I study Law, and I know how to make people look guilty.”

  10. sheyannadawn72* sheyannadawn72*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Josh: I hated the fourth grade. It was my awkward stage.
    Drake: And this is...?

  11. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    A random toddler just waved at me. I didn't wave back.
    Welcome to life and its disappointments you little sh/t.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    i want that relationship where people know of us, but know nothing about us.

  13. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    "Yo, Yo, Yo!
    Aaaaaall, youuuuu
    Suckah MC's ain't got nothin' on me!
    On my grades, on my lines, you can't touch Kevin G!
    I'm a Mathlete, so nerd is inferred.
    But forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third.
    Sh-Sh-Shaken, not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor.
    The G is silent when I sneak in your door,
    and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
    I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
    Cause the next time you see her she'll be like "Ohhh! Kevin G!!!"
    Happy Holidays Everybody!"
    - Mean Girls

  14. giveyourheartabreak giveyourheartabreak
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Mom: What happened?
    Me: My shirt fell.
    Mom: But it sounded much heavier.
    Me: I was in it.
    nmq

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    christmas is so close i can almost
    smell the mistletoe I’m not going to be kissed under.

  16. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  17. Kailey♥* Kailey♥*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    EVERY
    DAY
    WAITING
    FOR YOU

    I HAVE DIED

  18. xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    GOBBLE GOBBLE
    MOTHERF*CKER!
    I've gotten three "Happy Thanksgiving!" texts. One "Happy Turkey Day!" text... And then there's you.

  19. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    yes, school is going good.
    no, i do not have a boyfriend.
    yes, i'll be driving soon.
    no, i do not know where i'm going to college yet.
    ^thanksgiving with my relatives in a nutshell...

  20. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
    If I ever met one direction in person, I would handcuff myself to their beltloop so the only way they could get rid of me is by taking off their pants.

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