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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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March 28, 2013 7:28pm UTC

She wears short skirts
I wear my home clothes
She's cheer captain
And i'm liking witty quotes

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ily44forever
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March 28, 2013 11:54am UTC

let me say.
You're lucky we don't live in the
1800s, or I would already be
married to
you

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spence*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5
times more beautiful than you really are
Me: well f*ck

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BravoSierra
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March 28, 2013 12:10pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I'm awkward around you,
I probably like you.

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bye*
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March 24, 2013 6:52pm UTC

beauty tip #1
adding tooth paste to a blemish can help reduce redness.
fave for a series?

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 24, 2013 8:01pm UTC

okay so i saw this on tumblr and couldn't tell you guys on here about it oh my god..
"You asked me how depression felt...
it feels like you're walking upstream through a current strong enough to pull you under four
times over. There are others with you but they are walking along the banks telling you to
"just get out of the water". But instead of extending a hand in help they just move on and
leave you behind. Every once in a while you find a rock strong enough to lean on and you
can rest for a while. But the rocks always get tired of holding you up and when they let go
you're left drowning, thrown 50ft back again. And nothing is harder than standing up in that
current when everything in you is telling you how much easier things would be if you just
let yourself get dragged on under.

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happiest*
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March 23, 2013 6:07am UTC

Its my sweet 16
Can i get 16 faves?

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Hale_Storm18
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March 23, 2013 2:00pm UTC

When I see really attractive people, I just laugh because I know if we lived
in the Aztec culture, they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty

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happiest*
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March 23, 2013 3:48am UTC

I don't have a bad handwriting
I have my own font

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 10:59am UTC

Mom: Wear a jacket.
Me: No mom
*10 Min. Later*
Me: CRAP IT'S COLD

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happiest*
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March 23, 2013 4:16am UTC

Why i don't like people:
1%-logical reason
99%- i just don't

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happiest*
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March 23, 2013 10:56am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Help, there is a stalker man that's following me home!?
So two weeks ago I went to this party with my friends and we knew everyone there except this one guy. At first I thought it was just me that didn't know him, but i asked my friend and a couple other people throughout the night and they said they didnt know him either. Anyways, my friend dropped me off a little ways from my house. When i was walking to my house that night the guy from the party was like slowly walking behind me. I wasn't scared at first but then when I kept crossing streets he would follow me, and when I looked at him he was smiling all funny. Anyways, I ran home and locked my door super fast after that. I was scared as heck! Today the same thing happened! I haven't told anyone yet, but now I'm scared! What should i do?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
You should move that boookshelf out of the way of the window. It's blocking my view.
format credit jimmy365

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Hale_Storm18
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March 22, 2013 7:26pm UTC

When I was younger, I was in McDonalds and I had my tamagotchi with me
and I was playing with it and there was another girl, about my age, had a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over at each other. After a while, she went to the bathroom and I followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchi's and we made them have tamababies. To this day, it's the most scandalous I've ever done in my life.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
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March 9, 2013 11:47am UTC

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you

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