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  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    *If bands were students*
    (got this from Tumblr)
    (folow for a follow)
    Fall Out Boy: the witty one that everyone likes. Was off school for a long time, but is back now. Everyone missed him.
    My Chemical Romance: The sensitive one who helped anyone he could. He left school in 2013, and will be missed.
    Panic! at the Disco: The kid Fall Out Boy took under his wing. Likes big words.
    Blink 182: The funny one that hids behind his jokes.
    Green Day: The kid in the year above that everyone looks up to.
    Sleeping with Sirens & Pierce the Veil: The inseparable best friends.
    Fun.: The averagly known kid who wrote one really good essay and became popular overnight.
    30 Seconds to Mars: The artsy one who likes to make films.
    Muse & Coldplay: The massively popular kids.
    All Time Low: Looks up to Blink 182. Similar sense of humor to him.
    Paramore: The pretty girl in school. The girls love her and the guys have a crush on her.
    Bring Me The Horizon: The one that looks scary, but is actually quite nice.
    You Me At Six: The fashionable one.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
    Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music. You think he's gone but then he comes back.
    His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
    *the next day*
    Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
    Psy: What.....what's herpes?
    Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth. It fades away but then it comes right back.
    Psy: That's really cool. I need to talk to this guy.
    Psy: *turns to camera*
    Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes. Thank you so much.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    451% sure that all of my friends have
    secret meetings behind my back where they just talk about how annoying i am

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    "be silent. i don't want my mother to hear."
    i whisper while opening my can of coke at 2 in the morning.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    if i die and people post stupid statues about me on
    facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f.cking murder them

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I show you a picture on my phone,
    don't scroll left, don't scroll right, only look.

  7. ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ* ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    I DON'T HAVE A TYPE.
    IF I LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOU.
    IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

  8. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    Vent. Please Read.
    When I was 15 my mom told me don't worry. God has his plans for everyone, yours are just a little different. She said whatever happens happens. Whether other people think it is right or wrong you can't change it. Who cares if you are younger than all the other mothers when you pick up your child at preschool. Who cares if you listen to the same music, or have the same favorite movies. There is no age limit on having a family. When I was 15 my mom told me I would be fine. I started early and it just ment my life would be better, but harder. Now what though. Now I am 17 and still going to be just as young when picking up 2 kids at school. Now I have a family. People think bad of me already what do they think when they find out again. When I was 17 my mom said that I have to pay up for the decisions I make. Don't worry. God has his plans for everyone, yours are just a little different.

  9. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Confession Time:
    - I support gay marriage even though I am a Catholic Christian.
    - I support the fund for women to have clean and safe abortions.
    - I support most democrats in American politics.
    - I support the death penalty (If you intensionally take someone's life away, shouldn't you get the same?)
    - At times I have questioned God.
    - I believe that not every religion is a bad religion.
    - I get annoyed when people complain about a 'problem' they obviously don't have. (ex. weight, beauty, etc.)
    - On my last report card I got a 2.8 GPA for my first semester.
    - I support all of Obama's gun laws.
    - I support the raising of taxes on the rich and the lowering of them on the poor.
    - I am pretty sure I have some sort of depression where it comes and goes.
    - I have thought about suicide.
    - I have thought about self-harming.
    - I have thought about running away.
    - I really didn't have any friends until 8th grade (the grade I'm in now).
    - I do believe I am truly ugly and will never find love.
    - I am scared of death.
    - I am scared of losing other people.
    There you go. I told you everything! There is nothing more. Go ahead and hate because I don't give a f/ck. These are my opinions and secrets. If you are going to comment, just remember that these are my opinions and you have no right to say whether they are right or wrong. It's okay if you disagree but there must be a valid reason behind it.

  10. Lady Phantomhive* Lady Phantomhive*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Boys and girls of every age
    Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
    Come with us and you will see This,
    our town of Halloween
    This is Halloween, this is Halloween
    Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
    This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
    Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
    It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween
    I am the one hiding under your bed
    Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
    I am the one hiding under yours stairs Fingers
    like snakes and spiders in my hair
    This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween,
    Halloween, Halloween, Halloween....

  12. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  13. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  14. lucyblue22 lucyblue22
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Drake and Josh:
    "I saw Mercury, then Venus, I saw the Earth, then Mars, I saw Jupiter, then Saturn, I saw Uranus, then Neptune-"
    "Neptune! Neptune!"

  15. Ellmo Ellmo
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Did you know?
    When you can't sleep at night, it means someone else is dreaming of you. ♥
    .. I sleep really well at night 0.0
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 1:04pm UTC
    "If you were a girl for the day
    Who would you date?"
    Niall: "Michael Buble."
    Louis: "Channing Tatum."
    Harry: "I'd just date another girl...."

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:24am UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL UNTIL I REALIZED,
    YOU TALK TO EVERY GIRL LIKE THAT..

  18. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Call Me Maybe (Forever Alone Version):
    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But here's my...
    Oh...he's gone

  19. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 4:51am UTC
    Those 7 - 12 year old singers on youtubethat make you feel like a sack of potatoes.I follow back ^_^

  20. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    Ohmygod!
    Today I was hanging out with my
    crush and I was saying something.
    Then , out of the blue, in the middle of my
    sentence -
    he kissed me!
    I was so stunned I stepped back and said:
    "Omg, you just kissed me!"
    And he looked into my eyes for a moment and
    winked, and then replied:
    "I'm glad you noticed"
    LOL JK!
    I walked around making eye contact with hot guys while eating bananas
    ;)

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