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  1. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    We're the last generation whose baby pictures weren't taken on a phone
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  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 11:11am UTC
    People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted.

  3. Jessica* Jessica*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    RIP Robin McLaurin Williams, we've lost part of our childhood today.
    Thank you for being the only comedian that managed to make me laugh,
    you'll be greatly missed by everyone and you'll never be forgotton. Make
    God laugh!

  4. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 3:16am UTC
    And you'll find some comfort here.

  5. Beanie* Beanie*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    i have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.
    -Galileo

  6. Bravo Bravo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 3:00pm UTC
    But to you,
    I'm never enough.
    I'll never be enough for you,
    I won't be skinny enough,
    nor pretty enough. I'll never be the happiest,
    I'll never be the one to make you laugh.

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 5:23pm UTC
    can only painting the nails on
    one hand please just be a trend
    already? I can't be bothered to do
    both hands. thank you.

  8. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 4:46pm UTC
    Even heroes have the right to bleed.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 9:26pm UTC
    Here's to the people who have never found their name on one of these or on a key chain (including me).
    © format : jannette

  11. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 3:44pm UTC
    My parents never answer their phones but God forbid if I don't answer mine. It would be the start of World war 3.
    © format : jannette

  12. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don't want to finish the book.

  13. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    "no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the f/ck up out of my life

  15. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    do not let anyone make you feel like sh .it for putting yourself
    first you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 12:07am UTC
    I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them
    enough. In fact, my pictures
    show me how much I've lost.

  17. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 3:13pm UTC
    I admire people
    who choose
    to shine
    even after
    all the storms
    they've been through

  18. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:56pm UTC
    Honestly,
    I was ready to leave this website yesterday. But I refuse
    to leave until witty is active again. It's like... I don't feel comfortable without
    leaving newer members something to inherit. I want them to see the
    same Witty that I did when I was young.

  19. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 9:34pm UTC
    I believe in music the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

  20. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 2:09pm UTC
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    Mom
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    Don't forget to unload the dishwasher

    Did you finish your homework?

    We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

    Dad and I talked. We are going to buy you a car next month.

    You are??? Omg thank you

    No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

    That was cruel

    Text Message
    Send

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