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xAshleyLuvsBVB
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August 3, 2012 12:40am UTC

Things That Irk Me #1
Those freaking advertisements on youtube.

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heyimawesome
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July 31, 2012 11:26pm UTC

I honestly don't know why it was called
"The Naked Brothers Band" when they
were never once naked.

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GottaLoveME7950
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July 31, 2012 11:26pm UTC

HAS ANYONE EVER NOTICED;
THAT LOVE IS LIKE A FART
IF YOU HAVE TO PUSH IT, IT'S CRAP!

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muffinsandwitty7557
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July 31, 2012 11:27pm UTC

Am I the only one who feels like an a//hole
when they fave a quote with 69 faves?
nmf

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tibbsxoxo
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July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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kylaz323
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July 23, 2012 11:13am UTC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(:
Awwww<3
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;

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StayForeverReckless*
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July 23, 2012 1:13pm UTC

I t 's n o t t h a t I h a v e s o m e t h i n g t o h i d e . . .
I just don't like people touching my phone.
nmf,

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AustinH
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July 22, 2012 10:17pm UTC

There should be a food category.

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MuffinFries1962
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July 22, 2012 9:18pm UTC

I don't understand how
people get eaten by
sharks.
Don't they hear the
music?

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AlNicholas
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July 22, 2012 9:30pm UTC

girls: why are all boys so shallow
girls: ew that boy doesn’t even have a six pack lol

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VintageParis
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July 22, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Yelling "no"
(( when something falls ♥ ))
Doesn't stop it
» » » from falling [x] [x] [x]

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LandonIsWitty
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July 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

New Jonas Brothers Category
Hi friends. A lot of people on Witty Profiles are complaining about the huge number of Jonas Brothers “quotes”. I made a new category called celeb where these quotes can go and moved a bunch of the quotes into that category.
-Steve
This is a blog post from 2008. Looks like witty has had the boyband quote problem before. LOLOLOLOLOL

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XsabrinaXnicole
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July 20, 2012 8:55pm UTC

People aren't dolls. You can't just play with them and put them back in the box when you're done.

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bgsoccer03
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July 18, 2012 3:41pm UTC

The only reason I keep your contact
is so I know not to pick up when you call

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DreamScribbler
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July 16, 2012 10:11pm UTC

#1 rule of math
if it seems easy,
you're doing it wrong
nmq mf

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ThatsJustLifee
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July 16, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Why does everyone want to be famous when they grow up?
Schools always expect you to just know what you want for the future. Honestly, I'd rather be a normal working -class citizen doing what I enjoy with a family, a house, car, college degree and average life. I wouldn't want to be the center of the paparazzi everyday or be a millionaire. You don't have to be famous to be happy or succeed in life. And if I were to become famous I'd do something with my money and donate to charity or make a difference.
not my format.

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