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  1. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    So on the first day of school I had a slight cold and I walked into
    Earth Science not feeling to great and sort of moping around. Anyway my teacher looks are me halfway through class and goes "You're sorta like Eeyore, aren't you? Always kinda moping around. Well we're gunna change that by the end of the year."
    and if that isn't a perfect representation of my life I dont know what is.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    important
    it’s almost big ugly sweater season.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    we used to talk everyday, now its like we don't even know
    each other anymore.

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Getting dressed in the morning is literally the biggest struggle ever.
    Like "should I wear this dress since it covers everything and I don’t have to find anything to match and I can just wear flip flops"
    or "do I wear these jeans but they make me look big and I have to find something to match that doesnt make me look like a whale"
    or "I should just wear the same thing I wore yesterday and hope no one notices"

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    I was sitting in my marketing class and all of a sudden a kid in my class took a gallon of water out of his backpack like what even how do you even keep that in your back pack?

  6. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    i miss hannah montana.

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    crying because you just found out that you're in one
    of the same classes as an upperclassman that
    you're totally going to marry one day...

  9. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    ❝Sometimes people [write] the
    things that they can't say.❞
    -Haley James Scott, OTH

  10. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    I think it's amazing how the littlest things make you think of your ex or someone that you dated before. Honestly, I pulled out my converse today, and there was two little hearts by my big toe. I just about cried on the floor.

  11. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    “there's no such thing as a complete lie. there's always some truth in there.”
    -David Levithan

  12. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    “he was so caught up in being in love that he didn't really take the time to think about what he was in love with.”
    -David Levithan

  13. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    “I’m a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle.”
    -John Green

  14. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    “That’s always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people would want to be around someone because they’re pretty. It’s like picking your breakfast cereals based on the color instead of taste.”
    -John Green

  15. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:46pm UTC
    “...even her fake smiles were convincing.”
    -John Green

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    “I smiled. She smiled. I believed the smile.”
    -John Green

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    “Maybe this time she wanted to be found, and found by me.”
    -John Green

  18. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    “Maybe she deserved to be forgotten. But at any rate, I couldn’t forget her. ”
    -John Green

  19. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    “It’s so hard for anyone to show us how we look, and so hard for us to show anyone how we feel.”
    -John Green

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    “you listen to people so that you can imagine them, and you hear all the terrible and wonderful things people do to themselves and to one another, but in the end the listening exposes you even more than it exposes the people you’re trying to listen to.”
    -John Green

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