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  1. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  2. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  3. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    (1 NEW MESSAGE) 'omg it's him!!'
    oh wait. it's just you.

  4. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I see 2007 and think
    "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 6 f//cking years ago

  5. mollifers123 mollifers123
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 1:55am UTC
    Is it just me,
    or is Witty
    Dying..?

  6. JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    My Dad died a few days ago,
    He was only 38,
    My younger brother is only 5,
    My dad was my hero
    We lost him to a brain hemorrhage,
    In a coma for 2 weeks,
    No warning.
    Heaven has gained such a wonderful man,
    He will be missed so much.
    R.I.P Daddy,
    I Love You <3
    nmf

  7. SunKissedBeauty SunKissedBeauty
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 1:10am UTC
    I am new,
    to this teenager stuff, I recently broke up with my first boyfriend. we have been together for a year,
    but there was a problem... He was hurting me. I guess you could say we were in love. I am only thirteen but before you start to hate on me and say we cant be in love then tell me what this is. We dated for a year, the kisses, hugs, morning texts, it was all like a perfect dream. I know why people love each other
    now. Its amazing. The thing is, I had a shield on my eyes. He was flirting with all the girls, even kissing them. I heard it all from people. They tried to save me, but I didnt listen. I loved him too much, I trusted him. Then I found a video which changed my mind, and broke up with him. Ever since then, I cant be loyal in a relationship. I cant keep my mind on one guy. I was stupid. He changed me. I guess that is why they say you cant be in love at a young age.
    It's all a lie.

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    omfG
    SO TODAY IN
    PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
    PHONE WENT OFF
    AND HER RINGTONE
    WAS SHINE
    BRIGHT LIKE A
    DIAMOND AND MY
    TEACHER STOOD UP
    AND SAID TURN
    THAT THING OFF IF I
    HEAR IT AGAIN
    I WILL PERSONALLY
    TRACK DOWN
    RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
    TO HER THAT
    DIAMONDS DO NOT
    SHINE THEY REFLECT
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 2:57pm UTC
     
    you intima(date me)
     

  10. brooklynnokaywitty brooklynnokaywitty
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 3:29am UTC
    Him.
    You guys randomly start talking one day. He compliments you and tells you you're pretty and cute. He asks you about your past relationships and you ask about his. When you tell him about all the times you have been hurt, he tells you all those guys are jerks and stupid for letting a girl like you go. You then tell him your stories from your past and he tells you his. He starts flirting with you and you start flirting back. Then he asks for your number and you give it to him right away. The next day he texts you and tells you good morning and tells you to have a good day. Soon talking to him becomes a part of your daily routine and you wait for him everyday to text you. Whenever you receive something from him, you start smiling and your day instantly becomes better. He texts you daily seeing how your day went. You talk to him all night and he always asks if you're tired and if you want to go to bed. The night conversations you have with him are always the best and deepest. You sleep when he sleeps and he sleeps when you sleep. Now he wants to meet up and hangout with you. When you meet up with him, you feel even more chemistry with him and you feel butterflies in your stomach every time you talk to him. Now you tell your friends about what an amazing guy he is and you're interested in him. Soon he confesses that he is interested in you and you tell him the feeling is mutual. You go on more dates with him and he starts giving you nicknames and calling you baby. You feel like you're the happiest girl alive and the feeling is so strong between you guys. One day, he suddenly stops texting you first. When you guys talk now, it's only because you hit him up first. Things changed and you don't understand what unexpectedly happened. He stops putting effort into talking to you and doesn't show that he still wants to be with you. You become extremely clingy and worry about another girl coming in the picture. You can't help wondering what went wrong. You ask him if anything is wrong and he tells you everything is fine. Then you start thinking he is mad at you for something you did, but he assures you that you need to relax and everything is okay. He tells you he has just been busy. So you wait for awhile and nothing is changing. He is still "busy" all the time and doesn't even try to talk to you. Now every time you try talking to him it becomes an argument. And you get scared that you are being annoying by hitting him up first, so you stop talking to him. Months pass, and you don't talk to him at all. You never know what happened from his point of view. Because of him, everyday and night you are hurt and upset. You don't know what went wrong in the relationship between you two. Your friends tell you to forget him and the he doesn't deserve someone like you. But you can't seem to listen to them, you're already too attached to him. You miss the old person he used to be and you don't even know what he has changed into. And one day you see that he has a new girl in his life. He's calling her cute names and telling her everything he used to tell you. He calls her baby and tells her he thinks she's gorgeous. He tells her everything you've heard before. He seems completely fine without you and now he has someone els to talk and text everyday and night. You refuse to believe he played you, but deep down you know it's true. You're still hurt and he has already moved on. You're are still sad that everything you do reminds you of him. You can't stop thinking about him and you cry every night thinking about him. You secretly hope that one day he will start talking to you again and you guys will pick off from where you left off but you also know that it will never happen. You compare every guy you now meet with him. He's already forgotten about you but you're still having a hard time letting go.
    Sound familiar?
    worked so hard on this, fav ♥


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
    and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Lizzie: Ronnie broke up with me
    Gordo: He's a loser
    Lizzie: No, Gordo. I'm the loser, okay? He likes another girl. She's probably prettier than me and she's probably smarter than me and she's probably a lot more fun than I am.
    Gordo: No, she's not.
    Lizzie: How do you know?
    Gordo: Because there's nobody prettier than you, or more fun to be with.
    Me: I love you, Gordo
    Me: Where's my Gordo?
    Me: Every girl needs a Gordo.

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Lesson for the day:
    only trust people who like big butts...
    they cannot lie.


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. ForeverAndaDay13 ForeverAndaDay13
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Legend says
    When you can't sleep at night
    It's because you're awake
    In someone else's dream

  18. styles* styles*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    There are 364 days
    until Christmas
    and people already have their lights up.
    unbelievable.

  19. natloveswaffles natloveswaffles
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    So on Sunday, a kid who graduated from my school passed away from a battle with brain cancer. His name was Miles, and I've never met him but what I've heard from, he was the most down to earth person ever. He had a loving family and great friends. He was beyond intelligent; attended Yale and received a 35 on his ACTs. When he was diagnosed, he never complained. All he wanted to do was help other kids. Him and his father started a website called "Jokes 4 Miles" where family and friends would post jokes for Miles to make him feel better. Miles Decided that he wanted to spread the laughter to other kids. So he decided to make the actions larger. They made a goal of making 5,000 jokes. They're half way there and for Miles's honor could you please check out this website. I have never heard of someone so giving that has already had so much taken away from them.
    http://www.jokes4miles.com
    and orange was his favorite color(:

  20. heartssXD heartssXD
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Lets go back again,
    we can pretend:
    I'll pretend I'm happy
    &
    You can pretend you always cared.

:)

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