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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC

definitions
envy is when someone walks around
with a pocket full of "that should
have been me".
hate is what happens when you put a
shotgun to the face of understanding
and it cowers in the corner.
truth is everything you tell yourself
when you realize no one is looking.
courage is ripping your heart from
your chest and saying, "here...
hold this for me".
trust is when you jump into
someone's arms knowing they would
never let you hit the ground.
love is a tablespoon of hemlock
i've been dying to try.
faith is doing what you love for a
living and letting the bills pay
themselves.
failure is when you talk yourself
out of becoming something amazing.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 6:00pm UTC

Format by XxprettixX
i am in charge
of how i
feel and
today i am
choosing
happiness

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easiersaidthandone
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I plan on building a shopping center that contains:
-Sushi Rox
-The Groovy Smoothie
-The Premier
-Pear
-Build a Bra
Who would shop here?

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 4:23pm UTC

You like Rock bands? Oh wait you have never heard of Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Aerosmith, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, U2, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Van Halen, Guns 'N Roses, The Greatful Dead, Pearl Jam, Bon Jovi, Soundgarden, AC/DC. But okay you most really appreciate rock music.
Credit: Jahyvie

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emz17lover
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 4:59pm UTC

And who else isnt getting a
new years eve kiss this year?
nmf/q

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allyluvu
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 4:10pm UTC

I actually had this conversation today...
GIRL 1: I self harmed again last night
GIRL 2: Oh did you?
GIRL 1: Yeah...
GIRL 2: But you're so pretty.
GIRL 1: Yeah I know.
ME: Why do you self-harm if you think you're pretty?
GIRL 1: *shrugs* I dunno. It's funny.
ME : How many people in this class do you think self harm?
GIRL 1: One.Me.
ME: No.I know one or two people other than you who do it. And they don't do it 'cause they think it's funny.
GIRL 1: Name one.
ME: Well me...
GIRL 2: You're just saying that for attention.
I officially hate people

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:48pm UTC

BUT YOU WENT AWAY HOW
DARE YOU? I MISS YOU. THEY SAY
I'LL BE OK, BUT I'M NOT GOING
TO EVER GET OVER YOU.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovesick101
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 1:40pm UTC

In class reading we were reading a really old love poem from a guy to a girl
Teacher: Now, in modern times, what would he say?
me: um. get in my pants?
guy friend 1: take your clothes of you sexy beast?
guy friend 2: you're hot. imma get in your pants?
guy friend 3: i want to put my pen*s in you and-
Teacher: uhm ok. that's enough.. romance is dead.
I have to agree with her.
Dunno about you but i rather have a guy write me a love poem. Anyone else?

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alymusiclover
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 9:23pm UTC

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC

In the middle of class i get a text message:
Friend: i gotta sneeze
Me (says out loud 6 seconds before) : Bless you!
Friend: *sneezes*
Class: Oh my god. she's phsycic
Me: Like a boss! ;D
Friend: Huh?
True Story...

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Admit it girls;
No matter what happens,
you will always have a little
feelings for your first love.
♥

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mariahhhx3
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 4:16pm UTC

Best Friend
Omg, I just found out my grandfather helped build the Titanic!!!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Me well, he didn't do a good job, did he...
24 minutes ago · Like

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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ooboomonster
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC

people: you're ugly
me: cool
people: you're stupid
me: cool
people: i hate you
me: I don't care
people: One Direction can't sing
me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run

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fackmylife
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:15pm UTC

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There is simply nothing worse
than knowing how it ends.
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Katherinee
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 5:56am UTC

A dad cooks a deer and doesn't tells his
kids what it is.
he gave them a clue'it's what your mother calls me'
One of the kid yells out 'Don't eat it it's a f*cking d*ck ! '

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Hey_There
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Kara Nothing is ever black and white
Like • Comment • 44 minutes ago
Julie Newspapers are
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Leo Penguins
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Mark old movies
20 minutes ago · like
Mike Skunks
21 minutes ago · like
Tom Dalmations
19 minutes ago · like
Cameron Micheal Jackson
18 minutes ago · like

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almostforever
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:41pm UTC

F.O.O.D
means 'Fans Of One Direction'. Niall loves food more than
anything else, therefore, Niall loves us more than anything else.
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hahahaaaloveeelifee
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:32pm UTC

If you want
breakfast in bed,
sleep in
the
kitchen.
nmf

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