I_Rock

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Member Since: 5 May 2011 07:23pm

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Location: Under your bed

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My name is Alexis I fell from heaven April 4th...I am a Canadian and i like Turtles. Yes i do have a 20th fish named "Jiggle#20" don't ask me what happened to Jiggles#1,2,3 etc. I love One Direction. I have this thing where i only wear Black or White socks. I sing, dance, play the guitar, piano ,steel drums, and drums. I also love photography and video games. Sports are what i do. Soccer, Basketball, Hockey, Swimming, Gymnastics, etc. etc. Skateboarding is also part of my life. I love it. I draw Anime/Manga, views, realistic eyes, Lanscapes etc. I'm crazy and random and stupid. I push doors that say pull and when i sleep with socks on they are not on my feet in the morning...Dolphins are cool and i like the colour orange because it makes me feel important ;] I adore sneakers, especially Converse...I have a closet filled with them. One day i want my fish to talk. Oooo i also like cheese!
THE END!!!

You can hide anything just by putting on a smile... -Demi Lovato Follow my tumblr :] (i always follow back) happily-ever---after.tumblr.com

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ONE DIRECTION=MY LIFE

I_Rock
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 6:14pm UTC

i wish my pillow could collect my dreams,
so when i wake up i could just plug it into the computer
and watch them over again.

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I_Rock
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April 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC

That moment when you press a toy at a store that says "TRY ME" and you can't make it stop so you awkwardly walk away

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I_Rock
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Does anyone else remember
Jessie Slaughter?
She has a new youtube account
named: ShinigamiKilla
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I_Rock
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Am i the only one...
That uses my laptop in the bathroom?

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I_Rock
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Feel Old?
Shrek 1 came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole sprouse are 20 years old
Miley Cyrus is engaged
Hilary duff is a mom
Thats so Raven has been off T.V for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire ended 9 years ago
Powerpuff girls came out 14 years ago
The last episode of Kim Possible was 7 years ago
nmf

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I_Rock
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 9:21pm UTC

YOLO=
You.Obviously.Love.One direction
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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 6:47pm UTC

My friend: "Who is 'Feat.'? He is
in almost EVERY song
Me: "Ahahaha! *slaps leg* nice one ;D"
My friend: *straight face* "No i'm serious -.-"
Me: Haha...are you serious o.e
nmf :/

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Hannah Montana: Nobody's perfect!
Me: ....
Selena Gomez: Who says your not perfect?
Me: Uhh, Hannah...
Jessie J: No, No, No, No, No, No, No nobody's perfect no!
Me: What? But they just said-
Pink: Your f**king perfect!
Me: I'm confused. Who do i believe -.-
Nmf

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 11:15pm UTC

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I once cried at a resaurant
Because the waitress told me i couldn't eat my soup with a fork.
-Liam payne
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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Patrick, reading his name tag upside down: "Kcirtap Si Eman Ym 077eh? I don't get it."
Mr. Krabs: "No, you dumb bunny, it says, 'Hello, My name is Patrick'."
Patrick: "Nice to meet you, Patrick."
Mr. Krabs: (laughs) "Good one, Patrick."
Patrick: (laughs) "Yeah."
SpongeBob: "What is going on here? The laughter isn't scheduled till 9:03. If you want to throw a party, do it at your house, Patrick!"
Patrick: "Was he talking to me or you?"

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Just chilling when suddenly, A bird hits the window. God is playing Angry Birds! O.o

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Me when my phone falls:
"PHONE! OMG ARE YOU OK?!?! I'M SO SORRY!"
Me when my friend falls:
LOL!

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 6:39pm UTC

Me and Friend argue about who should ask:
Me: C'mon ask!
Friend: No! you ask
Me: No! youuu ask
Friend: You
Me: No you!
argue continues for 5 minutes
Me: fine i'll ask!
Friend: *sigh of relief*
Me: "Um excuse me. My friend wants to ask you something."
Friend: Huh?
Me: Mwahahaha!
Friend: you've won this time
Goes and asks cute guy for another glass of water

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 2:02pm UTC

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Are You Crying?
No.
I'm trying out my new waterproof mascara.
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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 1:37pm UTC

format: sk8ter_gurl_17
Piglet: Pooh, how do you spell L-O-V-E?
Pooh: You don't SPELL love. You FEEL
IT
Kids shows these days D; /facedesk/

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I_Rock
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC

In the middle of class i get a text message:
Friend: i gotta sneeze
Me (says out loud 6 seconds before) : Bless you!
Friend: *sneezes*
Class: Oh my god. she's phsycic
Me: Like a boss! ;D
Friend: Huh?
True Story...

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I_Rock
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 1:08pm UTC

That awkward moment...
When you make eye contact with someone...
through that little crack in the bathroom stalll......

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I_Rock
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Teacher: "Ok kids, single file line please...
Me: "MOVE B-TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE!!!

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I_Rock
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 12:27pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when your almost asleep and feel that wierd falling sensation...

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posted a quote
January 4, 2012 2:38pm UTC

When i have kids i'm going to make them watch the 2012 movie and tell them "Yup i survived that"

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