Me and Friend argue about who should ask:

Me: C'mon ask!
Friend: No! you ask
Me: No! youuu ask
Friend: You
Me: No you!
argue continues for 5 minutes
Me: fine i'll ask!
Friend: *sigh of relief*
Me:  "Um excuse me. My friend wants to ask you something."
Friend: Huh?
Me:  Mwahahaha!
Friend: you've won this time

Goes and asks cute guy for another glass of water