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Member Since: 31 Aug 2011 06:21pm

Last Seen: 19 Aug 2012 12:26pm

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  1. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    In 23 years I will sign back on..
    Too show my 14 year old son/daughter my quotes
    I'll let them read what I went through
    So that the girl will know shes not alone
    &+ The boy will know how to treat a girl

  2. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    I've Decided that
    I'm Gonna
    Make a new account. I've grown out of this username.. I need a change.

  3. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 2:57am UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Wearing his sweatshirt to bed
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  4. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But laxer_nerd97 is my account
    Follow it maybe?

  5. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    I spend 13% of my day texting, 5% watching tv, 2% doing homework, & 80% on Witty

  6. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    11 year old boy-
    "I can't wait to learn about the girl's body, I mean we already learned about the guys and that's disgusting, girl's have to be better!!"

  7. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Who else remembers
    C.O.O.L.
    Constipated Overrated Out-of-style Losernstipated CooCOo fdefg

  8. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I♥U
    I love you

  9. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    HELLO
    My name is...
    Hopeless Romantic

  10. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    *looks to the right*
    *looks to the left*
    Conclusion. i have no friends.
    why am i even bothering?

  11. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:20am UTC
    Survey:
    Name: Lilly….. Harrybottem
    Single or taken: Met Mr. Right ♥
    Gender: Gal
    Birthday: September 7th
    Siblings: Younger/Older brothers
    Hair color: Brunette
    Eye color: Brown
    Height: 5'7”
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S
    Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight
    Who are your best friends?: I’m still not sure… Its high school. #YOLO
    You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I do Robert my novio♥and Holly
    F A S H I O N | S T U F F
    Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: Dress Barn. lol jkaaaayyy! Wet Seal
    Any tattoos or piercings?: regular ears and 2 cartilage on left side
    What is your most comfortable outfit?: His soccer sweatshirt and gym shorts
    What do you usually wear?: Depends on my mood. Sometimes I like to make an utter fool of myelf.
    S P E C I F I C S
    Do you do drugs? Not riskin my edumacation
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Pantene Ice
    What are you most scared of?: Spiders
    What are you listening to right now?: sounds from videogame Plants vs. Zombies… squawkward
    Who is the last person that you called?: Mommy #NerdProblems
    Who is the last person that called you?: Daddy
    Where do you want to get married?: Beach, or on top of a mountain with a color scheme of neon/glow-in-the dark ;)
    What would you change about yourself?: My laziness
    F A V O R I T E S
    Colors: Blue & Maroon
    Foods: Mac & Cheese annnnd Banana Cream Pie Ice cream
    Movies: Avengers, All Across the Universe, Benny & Joon
    H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
    Given anyone a bath?: My little brother when he was like 1
    Smoked?: No way Hosay
    Bungee jumped?: I wish
    Made yourself throw up?: I hate throwing up it makes me wanna throw up..wait…
    Skinny dipped?: lawls funny story…. No. #toomuchchub
    Ever been in love?: I’m 14 do I honestly know what love is?
    Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Impossible. My parents laugh when I try to..
    Cried when someone died?: Of course, Grandpa R.I.P.
    Lied?: Little white lies, nothing major
    Fallen for your best friend?: Long story, shorten version-wasted 2 years of my life.
    Used someone?: Whoops
    Done something you regret?: Live life with no regrets. cause everything you did is exactly what you wanted at that time
    L A S T | P E R S O N
    You left a message for: Daddy
    You texted: Tyler
    You cuddled with: Robbbbie♥
    A R E | Y O U
    Understanding: I try
    Open-minded: Again I try
    Insecure: Nope JI am who I am and I always have to live with myself so why not love myself?
    Hungry: Perpetually #Chubproblems
    Smart: What can I say? Imma nerd
    Moody: Only in the mornings before 8am
    Hard working: When the time is right
    Organized: LOL no.
    Healthy: I think so
    Difficult: Hmmm yeah because I always think im right.. :s
    Bored easily: I’m a teenager. Of course.
    Angry: No
    Sad: Actually, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been
    Happy: Read above again
    Hyper: Octopuses. Octopi. I like to jump off walls.
    Trusting: Not of guys(except Rob)

  12. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 8:32am UTC
    (5 classes per day X 80 minutes per class)+40 minutes of food=440 minutes a day 179 days X 440 minutes=78,760 minutes 3 concerts X 120 minutes per concert=360 minutes 2 sports X 105 minutes per practice=210 minutes 78760+210+360=79,330 minutes spent 79,330 minutes=One year of high schoolOne year of high school completed=Three more to go ____ ___ ___

  13. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 3:16pm UTC
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    Witty:
    To most of the world it means:
    Showing or characterized by quick and inventive verbal humor.
    But to us it is our world with our amazing witty creator.
    Thank you for everything you do Steve! ♥♥
    We all love you
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  14. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Witty:

    to most of the world it's just a adjective, a regular word like clever or smart
    But to us it is our own little world with a witty creator.
    Thank you for everything Steve!
    We all love you

  15. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Follow me on twitter?
    @laxer_nerd97

  16. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Click this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjvlBYety8&feature=related
    You won't regret it
    Best 2 minutes of your life
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  17. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    So one day
    my friend and i decided to count back nine months from our birthday's to see when we were concieved.
    She was conceived from a birthday "present"
    - I was conceived at a New Year's party

  18. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    I can officially be that nerd who texts during class and when the popular girl asks me
    "Who ya texting your boyfriend?"
    I can be like
    "No actually it's your ex who just dumped you"

  19. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    “We’re all damaged in our own way. Nobody’s perfect. I think we are all somewhat screwy, every single one of us.”
    — Johnny Depp

  20. laxer_nerd97 laxer_nerd97
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    Him survey♥
    What color is his hair? Blonde.
    What style is it?: buzz cut, he used to spike the front but now he stopped :)
    What color eyes: Blue... the dreamy kind.
    Cute smile: What i fell in love with.
    Braces: No his smile is already perfect.
    Glasses: Hahahahaha no.
    Height: Exact same as me.
    What grade is he in: 10th.
    How did you meet him: Food Fights ♥
    How long have you known him: all school year but really really known for 2 months.
    Does he play any sports: Soccer.
    Can he play the guitar: I'm not sure.
    What about any other musical instrument: hehehe....
    Do you guys ever text: All da time
    Facebook chat: I don't got one..
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: jeans/shorts t-shirt/soccer sweatshirt.
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: Donkey t-shirt...
    Do your friends know that you like him: Hahaha, duh, we're dating.
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: Yes, again i say we're dating
    Do your parents know?: Of course.
    Do they know he exists: No they know about him but dont know he exists?
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: I sure as hell hope so seeing i am.
    Have you met his parents: Yupp :)
    What would he do if he saw your witty: I dont know....

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