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  1. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    Teacher:
    "Why are you talking durning my lesson?
    me :
    "Why are you talking durning my conversation?

  2. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    So i hear you like water huh?
    Good you already like 70 %
    Of me ;]

  3. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    When your stressed, You eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? because stressed spelled backwords is
    DESSERTS

  4. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    ► Play the moments.
    ▌▌Pause the memories.
    █▌ Stop the pain.
    ◄◄ Rewind the happiness.

  5. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 3:50pm UTC
    Dear, Mom
    My room WASSSS clean....
    then i was deciding what to wear ;]

  6. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator, Be sure to press the
    Up button [;

  7. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Is that your head?
    Or did your neck just throw up?

  8. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Life is like a rollercoster.
    You can either scream every time you hit a bump...
    Or, you can throw your hands in the air and enjoy it. :]

  9. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:34am UTC
    The worst thing someone can tell you:
    Is that you sing like Rebecca Black ;3

  10. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:27am UTC
    Right now someone is being born.
    But right now, Someone is dieing.

  11. I_Rock I_Rock
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    When nothing goes right,
    Go left :]

:)

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