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Hale_Storm18
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May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:17am UTC

my procrastination is so bad to the point
where I put off reading books, and watching tv shows and movies

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:20am UTC

if we ever meet in real life i'm so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i'm fifty times cooler in person

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:22am UTC

there's a thin line between being
sassy and being an as.hole and I cross it ever damn day

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:25am UTC

when people unfollow you and
you wonder which post was the final straw

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:34am UTC

if you think i'm motivated by anything
other than food and cute boys you're dead wrong

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idance
posted a quote
October 21, 2011 4:23pm UTC

When the teacher says
"Partner up!" and you look at your friend but she looks at someone else.

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SOCCERfreak20
posted a quote
November 11, 2009 9:04pm UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit please(:
heard it from my teacher

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sksx9
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March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:45am UTC

I have a unique art style.
it's called "I tired. but honestly, I really fcking didn't hahahaha ja feel"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

I tripped on my sister's bra
i g u e s s y o u c o u l d s a y i t w a s a b o o b i e t r a p .
oh em gee guise im so funny.

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EllieB123
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:46pm UTC

So today...
My mom found out that I cut.
I was expecting a lecture...
But she pulled up her sleeve and showed me her scars.
And said...
"We're in this together"
true story

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wishicouldfindyou
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

In a middle school full of:
-bullies
-insane teachers
-& gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that's me) and my two best friends try to do the impossible:
Create a guide that helps YOU survive school.
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
*results may vary

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ambear24
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 12:55pm UTC

how awkward am i?
last night, my boyfriend and i were cuddling on the couch.
i got cold and rolled up into a ball.
and then i blurt out,
"check it out. i'm an armadillo."

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC

OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
a stitch is a piece of thread that is
sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo's family together.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Child me: WOW WHEN I'M A TEENAGER I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL, PARTY, DATE HOT PEOPLE, BE POPULAR AND COOL.
Teenage me: *Hisses at sunlight*

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC

"Don't you go to school with them?
You should say hi! "
no, its okay mom.

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hanna1995
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Katniss roles around in dirt and barely showers, but has 2 very attractive guys chasing after her.
I quit.

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pinkfrosting321
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:45pm UTC

Mirror, Mirror, on my wall,
I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
Mirror, Mirror, if I change my hair,
Maybe then someone will start to care?
Mirror, Mirror, if I starve myself,
At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
Mirror, Mirror, if I cut my wrist,
Will I finally feel like I exist?
Mirror, Mirror, don't you see?
What you show is ruining me.

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