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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 6:31pm UTC

How come guys can see how big our boobs are,
but we can’t see how big their penises are?
Doesn’t really seem fair, does it?

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kayybeee18
posted a quote
October 12, 2012 3:46pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Screw Obama & Romney
I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed Regina George in front of a bus.
-Nmf (;

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 2:54pm UTC

your shoe size can tell your age:
1) take your shoe size
2) muliply it by 5
3) add 50
4) multiply by 20
5) add 1012
6) subtract the year you were born
the 1st digit is your shoe size, while the last digits is your age.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 4:57pm UTC

Say no to drugs.
Because if drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too much already.
©I_Dont_Know

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theunicorn
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 7:26pm UTC

yesterday
was homecomming, i went to the bathroom to find a somewhat over weight girl crying, trying to hide her emotions with makeup looking in the mirror. i noticed cuts on her wrists.. i walked up to her and said "OH my god, your dress is perfect! you look so gorgeous, will you take a picture with me" she wiped away a tear, smiled and said "thnk you.. so much.." we took a picture and now we're texting. and this morning i woke up to a text that said
"you saved me..."

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emosexy
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September 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

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1) press the fave button
2) highlight the numbers
3) press Ctrl and f
4) press 99 and see what happenes :P

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CalmDownCurly
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 6:53pm UTC

*waiting in the emergency room for my little sister to get stitches*
Nurse (yelling at random doctor): Shut the door!
Me: TURN THE LIGHT OFF!
Random Person Across Room: I WANNA BE WITH YOU!
Me: I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE!
Random Person: I WANNA LAY BESIDE YOU!
Me: I CAN NOT HIDE THIS!
Together: EVEN THOUGH I TRY!
Life=made

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 9:00pm UTC

What if rappers rapped about nice things?
like...
YEAH GIRL IMMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause its polite
YEAH BABY THATS RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby i know you tired
OH GIRL IMMA SLAP DAT
Broom out of your hand because youve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

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givingyoumyheart
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 4:48pm UTC

In museums
They should play MC Hammer's song "Can't touch this"

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jariley*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Advice To Freshman
High school is like the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Format: twilightgirl995
Image 8 of 25

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC

I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird.

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erinj1115
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
Just like you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are d ead,
The sugar bow l 's empty,
And so is your head.

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MeganFantasticT
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC

click to see this quote

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TheGirlWhoLived
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 1:19pm UTC

The perfect school (aside from Hogwarts)
aka. witty school
superintendent: steve
headmaster: dumbledore
heads of houses: the avengers
dress code: pyjamas
dormitories: sorted by categories or choose yourself
maths: counting how many faves/comments you get
science: making potions
sports (totally optional): quidditch or the total wipeout course
art: creating layouts, fanart and quote formats
english: writing fanfiction, stories and creating own original quotes
product design: creating the hunger games arenas
drama: roleplaying
IT: html coding, the dark ages before witty and how to edit your profiles
there will be places for worshippiing J K Rowling and Suzanne Collins and everyone will talk to everyone and everyone will be happy and if anyone sends hate they will be sent to one of the hunger games arenas designed by students

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Peace1231
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 10:47am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
I am pretending that I am dead? Help...?
Hey guys my name is Courtney and i am 17.
So there is this girl i hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and was choking me and smashing me onto the ground.
I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out.
she picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake. I was just pretending to be unconscious.
I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool! I took a huge breathe and she held up my body besides the water and she threw me into the pool! I did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as a could then I turned around to breathe and Jane was gone
I heard her coming back so I quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water it was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was on me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so i'm probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconscious and that IDIOT couldn't find anything and assumed I was dead
I saw my cell phone on the ground. It fell out of my pocket before Jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so I turned on the voice recorder and I put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me up stairs and put me in the closet in Jane's room
when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didn't leave any clues behind. i climbed out of Jane's window and went home,
help! wat should i do?!
.......................................................................................................................................
Lol wtf just happend...
format credit jimmy365

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Everyone: You're so quiet.
Me: I'm not quiet. I just don't like you.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Person at my school: *breathes*
Me: Can you not?

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meganvictoria2013
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:02pm UTC

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and left his unborn son physically disabled. Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper 1000's of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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a_big_white_van
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 8:33am UTC

The Entrance
To narnia is in my van, so hop in.

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 1:17pm UTC

"All our fans are beautiful"
One Direction whispered as they hired
Flawless models to be in their music videos..

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