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Hey guys my name is Courtney and i am 17.

So there is this girl i hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and was choking me and smashing me onto the ground.

I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out.

she picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake. I was just pretending to be unconscious.

I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool! I took a huge breathe and she held up my body besides the water and she threw me into the pool! I did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as a could then I turned around to breathe and Jane was gone

I heard her coming back so I quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water it was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was on me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so i'm probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconscious and that IDIOT couldn't find anything and assumed I was dead

I saw my cell phone on the ground. It fell out of my pocket before Jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so I turned on the voice recorder and I put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me up stairs and put me in the closet in Jane's room

when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didn't leave any clues behind. i climbed out of Jane's window and went home,

help! wat should i do?!

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Lol wtf just happend...

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1106 faves · 52 comments · Aug 27, 2012 10:47am

Piinksmooke · 1 decade ago
LMAO.
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girl_from_the_gigs · 1 decade ago
awesome. best story ever
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jnh101 · 1 decade ago
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH !!!
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
LOL
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wittyspaz · 1 decade ago
ahahahahahaha dying
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aosias23 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA THATTS HILARIOUS.
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darastarring* · 1 decade ago
Lmfaooo
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Annamaria25 · 1 decade ago
oh thats actually sad....i wouldnt have been too happy with that b.tch. oh well..it twas sorta funny. "dragged" her body? lolz
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Alyssa Elton* · 1 decade ago
idk... but every time i saw the word 'dragged' i laugh my butt off. if i were you i would be like 'WEEEEEEEEEEEEH' HAHAHAHA omg.
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beachbabe7 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAAHSHAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHINGGG
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awesomepeta · 1 decade ago
Okay, I just looked this up and it's real!!!! (different names) WEIRD!!!!!!!
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Larrystylinson1243 · 1 decade ago
hahaha i cant stop laughing
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yeahbuddy123 · 1 decade ago
Omg im laughing so hard right now. :'D
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Beau* · 1 decade ago
Oh I loved this story!
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ashleytaylor · 1 decade ago
insane...but so epic..like movie epic.
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jaymeforever1112 · 1 decade ago
OMG this just made my day:')
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ThatsJustLifee · 1 decade ago
LOL, Steve. & That b.tch would've regretted that. o.o But I would've just collected evidence first so than once you go to the cops no one thinks you're insane. Or I'd start "haunting" her & her boyfriend :D.
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RandomGirl42 · 1 decade ago
You should just make a story out of this, its awesome!
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
Haha Steve, so true!
Also, if this is real than this chick is clever or Jane is stupid.
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Rhyburgie2 · 1 decade ago
i love how at the bottom it says Lol wtf just happened...
hilar
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