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  1. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    LEGENDS
    NEVER
    DIE
    R.I.P
    Mitchell Adam Lucker
    October 20, 1984-November 12, 2012
    the dead are living

  2. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    KEEP CALM
    AND
    HAIL SATAN

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    No mom don't go into my room I'm worshiping Satan in there I need to be alone right now

  4. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Cause of death: Of Mice and Men
    *reincarnates to buy new album 2014*
    *dies again*

  5. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 10:32pm UTC
    I really need to do homework but I simply cannot

  6. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    So I was just scrolling down Witty and an ad showed up saying "Get Pregnant Naturally" ... Thanks Witty but men can't get pregnant.

  7. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 7:01pm UTC
    When I was younger I didn't want to be a princess.
    I just wanted to be a flying cat. Why?
    Because I loved cats, and the thought
    of actually being able to fly fascinated me.

  8. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    the problem with guys
    is they pretend to like
    you, when really they don't. The
    problem with girls is
    they pretend they don't l i ke you,
    when they do.

  9. caoimhs289 caoimhs289
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 6:27am UTC
    So Relatable #6029:
    Having a pet is great. You can blame all suspicious sounds on them.
    *BANG*
    "What was that?"
    "Oh, just the fish"

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I know it's hard for you
    BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THE
    FACT THAT CERTAIN THINGS WILL NEVER
    go back to how they ♥
    used to be.

  11. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    This is how my past April has gone. (Btw I know the month isn't finished yet I'm just gonna post this anyway)
    The day before Spring Break let out I got introuble at school for making a fake twitter account using my teacher's name. That day I was so scared that I kept on quietly telling myself that I should just go die. Appearently my best friend heard me saying this. Fast forward to the first day back from Spring Break. On April 8 and 9 I was at home serving my suspension. On April 10 I went into school for an in-school suspension and I had to write an apology to my teacher. That same day my counselor told my mom and me that my BFF told the school I was depressed and suicidal. She sent us to a Outpatient Care Facility that helps teens and kids deal with school problems, depression, suicidal attempts and thoughts, self-harm, drug and alcohol problems, etc. There I met a man named Doug, who runs the facility and he helped me to quickly get enrolled into the program. Each day they serve us breakfast and lunch, give us 2 and 1/2 hours a day to do school work, and help us deal with our problems. I have been at my Care Center for 2 weeks now. Everyone there is very nice and helpful with my depression and suicidal thoughts. Through this experience I have lost friends and gain stronger relationships with some.
    I thought I would bring this story to Witty. Look up facilities like this in your area. I know there are many people on here who struggle with these things and I hope that this little story can help you. I wish you all the best of luck.
    I also just want to thank Cameron (Cammie on witty) for sticking with me through all this. Thank you <3
    PS Sorry if I bore all of you.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 10:20am UTC
    In real life, boy's don't come running back
    in the middle of the night. In real life,
    boys don't sneak through your
    window. They just leave
    and never say another
    word to you, again.

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:17pm UTC
    i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    *Sees cute boy*
    Me: You would look good in a tuxedo
    Me: Standing next to me
    Me: ..In a wedding dress
    Me: So are you gonna propose to me yet?
    Me: *Awkward wink*
    Boy: *Runs away*
    Me: I guess my seductiveness is too much for him to handle... Should have toned it down a bit.

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Today i found out that
    my granpa has cancer....I just heard that from my mom
    and she said that i have to be strong becouse we can't do
    anything to save my grandpa.i locked in my room and
    cried all along...He id my idol.Today he came in our house
    and first i didn't talk to him cus i burst out crying.Today
    was the worst day of my life.People with big heart don't
    last long in this world.Love you grandpa.I wish it was
    me the one who had cancer not you.You didn't deserve it

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC
    If countries were students
    Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
    The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
    Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
    England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
    New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
    France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
    China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
    Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

  17. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    Everyone
    has that one
    song that comes
    on the radio
    when your feeling
    sad and depressed.
    After the song,
    we usually think
    about the situation.
    Later we feel a
    little better about
    ourself. Somtimes.
    I know my song.
    What's your's?

  18. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    I wish that I could fly
    way up in the sky
    like a bird so high
    oh i might just try
    oh i might just try.

  19. wishfull_thinking wishfull_thinking
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    "I want to kill myself." She said.
    But no one believed her.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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