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xxtorrrrr
posted a quote
October 16, 2011 11:29am UTC

As you get older
there comes a time when you're
not scared of the dark or monsters anymore.
You realize that the dark is just the dark
and monsters don't exist. But it's also when
you become scared of other things, people themselves.
You learn that not everyone wants to see you succeed.
You become aware of people's underlying intentions
and selfish actions. And the monsters you used to check for
under your bed at night don't even compare to
some of the things people do.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 3:10am UTC

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:
1 Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type...
4. Kissing you is not what I want to do.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke to Hit Me Baby, One More Time.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I am about as coordinated as a moose on crack.
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. No, I don't want to break dance shirtless on the table.
11. I'm sorry, I don't like befriending hookers.
12. I know there's no candy in the van.
13. That chair is too high for me to jump over, I'd break my face.

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Althearose
posted a quote
September 10, 2011 9:41pm UTC

Today I asked my best guy friend what went through a guys head when they fell in love
He told me to tell him what went through a girls head first, so I did. He replied with
"All of that and more"
Then proceeded to tell me, in detail, what went through his head when he met me.
♥

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youdontknowme88
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 6:06pm UTC

Fav if
you support the gays
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Emily9
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August 26, 2011 10:52pm UTC

click to see this quote

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XxCourtneyDropDeadPereiraxx
posted a quote
August 1, 2011 1:50am UTC

Long but worth it <3
So last night ;
Iwas at theguy
I like's house.
And he left the couch to go help his mom with
something .
And while he was gone , I played barbie with
his little sister .
Then the next thing I know , She looks up at
Me and says "My big brother loves you ."
Shocked , I asked " How do you know that .?"
Then I smiled.
She looked at me , with the most serious face
And replys ; Well he has this Spider Man toy ;
And he never lets me play with it !
So I ask mommy why , and she said ;
That You gave it to my big brother."
Smiling I said , " Alanna , I gave that to him
When I was 5 years old. I'm sure he'll let you
Play with it .
She Looked at me with a gleam in her eyes
And said , " Sometimes I catch my brother
Cuddling in bed with it . But shhh ! Don't tell
him !
Just then her brother walked into the room ,
In silence , Alanna walked over to him ,
Grabbed his hand , brought him over to me ,
Made him hold my hand .
Then she smiled and in her tiney little voice
she said ;
" Garhett pinkey promise me something ."
He smiled at her and said "Anything kiddo ;
wassup.?"
Then Alanna looked at me, then back to her
Brother and said ,
"marry her"
Then her brother grabbed her little pinkey and
Replied ;
I Pinkey Promise I will.
♥

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Wonderful
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 8:16pm UTC

Hey did you hear the joke about
the butter?
Um .. no?
Well I butter not tell you then...
you might...
spread it ;)
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kmaceyk97
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 7:47pm UTC

if you are reading this...
hit the [♥] then,
hit the Ctrl key and the W key at the same time.

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ohhshanappp
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 10:37pm UTC

don't you think it's funny how the person you're going to marry is on earth right now?
ya. lol thats weird
don't you ever wonder what they're doing right now?
no cuz i already know what mines doing already
oh. what?
texting me.

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SLERP
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 6:37pm UTC

FRIENDSHIP♥
is knowing someone is there for you
knowing that they will do anything for you
knowing that they will stand up for you
is knowing they will keep promises
but everyone makes mistakes
sometimes they may not be there
maybe they won't have the strenghth to fight back
every once in a while a secret might slip
there might be times when a promise must break
but no one is perfect
and you learn to accept it because
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS

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chyeahlinds
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 9:41am UTC

sometimes,
it's safer to hold it all in,
where the only one
who can judge you
is yourself.
-sarah dessen
nmf

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rawrritsaleeex
posted a quote
December 13, 2010 6:35pm UTC

When something bad happens
you have three choices.
you can either let it define you,
let it destroy you, or
you can let it strengthen you.
♥

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rachvolleyelle4
posted a quote
March 19, 2011 8:32pm UTC

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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Everpink
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 12:56pm UTC

Mom:: It's gonna rain.
Me: How do you know?
Mom: There's clouds in the sky..
Me: Just 'cause there's clouds doesn't mean it'll rain. Kind of like a smile; just cause someone is smiling, doesn't mean they're happy.

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jessicaaak
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 4:15pm UTC

do you ever wonder why a car's windshield
is so large and the rearview mirror is so small?
because it's more important to look ahead than to look back.
our past isn't as important as our future,
so look forward and move on.
nmf
♥

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xonicole818
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 4:21pm UTC

11:12 PM
because you already have everything you need.

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hollisterbeach
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 4:31pm UTC

People say sticks & stones may break my bones
but names can never hurt you,
but that's not true. Words can hurt. They hurt me. Things were said to me that I still haven't forgotten.
- Demi Lovato
♥

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Alysssa
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 10:31pm UTC

favorite if;
you're no longer friends with someone who you
once called your best friend.

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