THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE MORE DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:
1 Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE  IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type...
4. Kissing you is not what I want to do.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke to Hit Me Baby, One More Time.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I am about as coordinated as a moose on crack.
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. No, I don't want to break dance shirtless on the table.
11. I'm sorry, I don't like befriending hookers.
12. I know there's no candy in the van.
13. That chair is too high for me to jump over, I'd break my face.