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  1. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    quick poll: who thinks it's okay for parents to steal $1300 from their kid when that kid is 18, gonna be 19 soon, then tell her it's for her own good?
    like if you think it's NOT okay, comment for yes it is okay.

  2. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 2:11am UTC
    Dear boys,
    Please feel free to serenade your lovely ladies with any of these:
    1. Just the Way You Are, Bruno Mars
    2. Angel, Akon
    3. Beautiful Soul, Jesse McCartney
    4. I'll Be, Edwin McCain
    5. I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing, Aerosmith
    6. Fall For You, Secondhand Serenade
    7. Hotwire, Mark Ballas
    8. Can't Help Falling In Love, Elvis Presley
    9. Hero, Enrique Iglesias
    10. I'm Yours, Jason Mraz
    Love,
    Those Lovely Ladies

  3. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    You can be my country boy, and I'll be your city girl with a touch of twang <3

  4. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    I'm falling for that country boy that's lighting up my world more and more every day <3

  5. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 1:28am UTC
    I know you're inside
    You're feeling so hollow
    And it's a hard pill for you to swallow
    But if I fall for you, I'll never recover
    If I fall for you, I'll never be the same
    I really wanna love somebody
    I really wanna dance the night away
    I know we're only half way there
    But you can take me all the way
    You take me all the way
    I really wanna touch somebody
    I think about you every single day
    I know we're only half way there
    But you can take me all the way
    You take me all the way

  6. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    >Wake up this morning to my best friend's mom calling me
    >says that she doesn't want her son going to the local high school's homecoming game
    >assumes I'm okay with not going to the game (which I've been looking forward to for a month)
    >offers to pay for us to go to movies instead
    >gets text from best friend asking if I want to go to the movies instead of the game
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    DID NO ONE CONSIDER THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO THIS GAME!?!?!?

  7. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2012 1:05am UTC
    Today is not a day to talk about your boyfriend and how sweet he is, it's not a day to complain about your classes because they are too hard, it's not a day for any of that, today is a day to remember what our country went through 11 years ago. Today is to remember all the children whose parents never came home, all the parents that sat in horror and watched the Towers fall, knowing their child was inside. Today is for the husbands that had to tell their child that, no, mommy's not coming home. For the wives that could only hold their toddlers and cry. Today is for the ones that flinch when they hear bagpipes, for those who can't stand to hear the 21 gun salute.
    Today is for remembering.
    09/11/2001. Never forget, never forgive.

  8. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
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    August 22, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 12:08am UTC
    the laughter, the people, the classes, the teachers, the memories, the all night homework assignments, the frustration, the food fights, the real fights, the riots, conversations, friends, enemies, ditching class to talk, ditching class to fight, ditching because we're bored, ditching for ditching, writing our five page essays the day before, uncontrollable giggles, throwing paper clips across the room, throwing parties in class for no reason at all, the drama, losing friends, gaining friends, experimenting with danger, moving, tears, staying, wanting to just leave, kicking, punching, anger, swearing, smiling, sugar coating the hate, hiding the love, running away, cops, threats, worry, laughing, people, classes, teachers, memories, homework, frustration, food, fights, riots, conversations, friends, enemies, ditching, ditching, ditching, essays, giggles, throwing, parties, drama, friends, friends, danger, moving, tears, staying, leaving, kicking, punching, anger, swearing, smiling, hate, love, running, cops, threats, worry, laughing people classes teachers memories homework frustration food fights riots conversations friends enemies ditching ditching ditching essays giggles throwing parties drama friends friends danger moving tears staying leaving kicking punching anger swearing smiling hate love running cops threats worry laughing people classes teachers memories homework frustration food fights riots conversations friends enemies ditching ditching ditching essays giggles throwing parties drama friends friends danger mocing tears staying leaving kicking punching swearing smiling hate love running cops...I don't think I want to leave yet.
    CAL HIGH CLASS OF 2012. FOREVER A GRIZZLY.

  10. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    You just can't always anticipate the conditions.
    I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own.
    People don't learn; people don't change.
    I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do.
    It's always ugly, always.
    Nothing's ever right.
    Humiliation comes in all kinds of packages.
    I gotta start pretending to care.
    It's never lupus.
    Great part of being a grownup, you never have to do anything.
    Actions lie louder than words.
    Just because it's inexplicated doesn't mean it's inexplicable.
    Perseverance does not equal worthiness.
    Everybody Lies.
    People don't bug until they get teeth.
    They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.
    Normal's overrated.
    Relax, I got a great bedside manner.
    There are three choices in life: be good, get good, or give up.
    I already met this month's quota of useless test for stubborn idiots.
    Smugness is easier to maintain.
    I discovered salt and created FM radio.
    We are who people think we are.
    If you want fair, you picked the wrong job, and the wrong profession.
    Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.
    The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth.
    You can't believe everything is your fault unless you also believe you're all powerful.
    Seizures are fun to watch, but boring to diagnose.
    I can hear you caring.
    I was never good at math, but next to nothing is greater than nothing.
    Genetic defect, nice.
    Well if I'd shot a live person there's a lot more paperwork.

  11. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [] You love to dress up.
    [x] You love animals.
    [] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [x] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [x] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 4
    Bell:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [x] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [x] You love to take care of people in need.
    [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL: 8
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [x] You are very clever.
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [x] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [x] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL: 7
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [x] You have/had a pet fish.
    [] You’re extremely curious.
    [] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 5
    Snow White:
    [x] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [x] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [x] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [] You get along with almost everyone.
    [x] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 8
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [x] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [x] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [x] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL: 8
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside.
    [] You’re adopted.
    [] You’re very romantic.
    [] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL: 1
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [x] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [x] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [x] One of your family members is dead
    [x] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [x] Someone you know has been in war.
    [x] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [x] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 9

  12. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 3:19am UTC
    DIRT ROAD ANTHEM
    JASON ALDEAN
    Chillin on a dirt road
    Laid back swervin like I'm George Jones
    Smoke rollin out the window
    An ice cold beer sittin in the console
    Memory lane up in the headlights
    Got me reminiscing on them good times
    I'm turnin off of real life drive and that's right
    I'm hittin easy street with mud tires
    Back in the day Potts Farm was the place to go
    Load the truck up, hit the dirt road
    Jump the barbed wire, spread the word
    Light the bonfire, call the girls
    King in the can and the Marlboro man,
    Jack and Jim were a few good men
    Where we learned how to kiss and cuss and fight too
    Better watch out for them boys in blue
    And all this small town
    He said, she said
    Ain't it funny how rumors spread?
    Like I know somethin y'all don't know
    Man that talk is gettin old
    You better mind your business man, watch your mouth
    Before I have to knock that loud mouth out
    I'm tired of talkin, man, y'all ain't listenin
    Them old dirt roads is what y'all missin
    Chillin on a dirt road
    Laid back swervin like I'm George Jones
    Smoke rollin out the window
    An ice cold beer sittin in the console
    Memory lane up in the headlights
    Got me reminiscin on them good times
    I'm turnin off of real life drive and that's right
    I'm hittin easy street with mud tires
    I sit back and think bout them good old days
    The way we were raised in our southern ways
    And we like cornbread and biscuits
    And if it's broke round here we fix it
    I can take y'all where you need to go
    Down in my hood, back in them woods
    We do it different round here, that's right
    But we do it good, and we do it all night
    So if you really wanna know how it feels
    Get off the road with trucks and four wheels
    Jump on in, man, tell your friends
    We'll raise some hell where the blacktop ends
    I'm chillin on a dirt road
    Laid back swervin like I'm George Jones
    Smoke rollin out the window
    An ice cold beer sittin in the console
    Memory lane up in the headlights
    Got me reminiscin on them good times
    Turnin off of real life drive and that's right
    I'm hittin easy street with mud tires
    I'm chillin on a dirt road
    Laid back swervin like I'm George Jones
    Smoke rollin out the window
    An ice cold beer sittin in the console
    Memory lane up in the headlights
    Got me reminiscin on them good times
    Turnin off of real life drive and that's right
    I'm hittin easy street with mud tires
    hahaha embracing my inner redneck since hanging out with my friend justin...oh well i <3 this song

  13. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 1:43am UTC
    Have you ever known someone that is just absolutely larger than life? Someone that is almost impossible to dislike? I have, and his name was Ron Batter. He was my next door neighbor, a pillar in my support system, someone who rooted for me no matter what. He died on November 23rd, 2011. He was a larger than life, unwavering pillar of support for me. He lived his life the way he wanted, and damn what other people thought. There was no question in his mind that I could do anything I wanted, be anything. He was one of those people that I never thought could be taken away. He never failed to have a smile ready, a joke to cheer me up. Without him, my life wouldn't be the same. He was supposed to crush me in a hug when I graduated, supposed to be up front at my wedding. To think that he'll never do those things, it breaks my heart. Uncle Ron was such a permanent presense in my life, and I never knew it until he was gone. He was a true role model, he never cared what people thought, and he lived his life his way. I try every day to be strong, but it's so hard to walk down my street every day and see his house next to mine. He was my second choice to walk me down the aisle if something had ever happened to my dad. He was the one who gave me confidence in who I was, who joked with my boyfriend, and consoled me when we broke up. He was always there, he was someone who was never supposed to die.
    RIP RON "R.B." BATTER
    1957-2011
    You were taken too soon. I hope you have fun playing baseball with the great legends.
    "On that morning, when this life is over, I know I'll see your face."
    "We'll search for tomorrow on every shore, and I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try, to carry on."
    "It's too late to apologize, it's too late."
    Uncle Ron, I'll love you forever, I'll always think of you. You were the best role model anyone could ever ask for, and more. I'll never forget you, how could I? I guess God needed a catcher on his baseball team.

  14. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    I'm at a payphone trying to call home
    All of my change I spent on you
    Where have the times gone
    Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
    Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember
    The people we used to be
    It's even harder to picture
    That you're not here next to me
    You say it's too late to make it
    But is it too late to try?
    And in our time that you wasted
    All of our bridges burned down
    I've wasted my nights
    You turned out the lights
    Now I'm paralyzed
    Still stuck in that time when we called it love
    But even the sun sets in paradise
    I'm at a payphone trying to call home
    All of my change I spent on you
    Where have the times gone
    Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
    If happy ever after did exist
    I would still be holding you like this
    All those fairytales are full of sh*t
    One more f*ckin love song I'll be sick
    You turned your back on tomorrow
    Cause you forgot yesterday
    I gave you my love to borrow
    But just gave it away
    You can't expect me to be fine
    I don't expect you to care
    I know I've said it before
    But all of our bridges burned down
    I've wasted my nights
    You turned out the lights
    Now I'm paralyzed
    Still stucked in that time when we called it love
    But even the sun sets in paradise
    I'm at a payphone trying to call home
    All of my change I spent on you
    Where have the times gone
    Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
    If happy ever after did exist
    I would still be holding you like this
    All those fairytales are full of sh*t
    One more f*ckin love song I'll be sick
    Now I'm at a payphone...
    [Wiz Khalifa]
    Man f*ck that sh*t
    I'll be out spending all this money while you sitting round
    Wondering why it wasn't you who came up from nothing
    Made it from the bottom
    Now when you see me I'm stunning
    And all of my cars start with the push up a button
    Telling me the chances I blew up or whatever you call it
    Switched the number to my phone
    So you never could call it
    Don't need my name on my show
    You can tell it I'm ballin'
    Swish, what a shame could have got picked
    Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
    So you talk about who you see at the top
    Or what you could've saw
    But sad to say it's over for
    Phantom pulled up valet open doors
    Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
    Now ask me who they want
    So you can go and take that little piece of sh*t with you
    I'm at a payphone trying to call home
    All of my change I spent on you
    Where have the times gone
    Baby it's all wrong, where are the plans we made for two?
    If happy ever after did exist
    I would still be holding you like this
    All those fairytales are full of sh*t
    One more f*ckin love song I'll be sick
    Now I'm at a payphone...

  15. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    PEETA: Katniss, baby, I need you to knead me.
    KATNISS: Erm, Peeta. You might want to be careful what you imply.
    PEETA: I bread your pardon?
    KATNISS: You're being a bit...forward.
    PEETA: BUT I HAVE LOAFED YOU FOREVER AND I WILL LOAF YOU FOREVER AND EVER.
    KATNISS: Shut up.
    PEETA: Katniss, you're being a real crumby person right now.
    KATNISS: Say one more thing and I'm taking out my arrows.
    PEETA: Give me at yeast one more chance, babe.
    KATNISS: I HOPE YOU BURN IN THE STOVE THE YOU SON OF A BAKER!

  16. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 7:52pm UTC
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  17. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    so what we get drunk
    so what we smoke weed
    we just havin fun
    and we don't care who sees
    yea roll one
    smoke one
    when you live like this you're supposed to party

  18. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
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    March 8, 2012 2:10pm UTC
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  19. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    FOUR DAY WEEKEND YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  20. deanxsam928 deanxsam928
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    let out a lot of pent up energy today fighting with my bro. knock-down, drag-out, 20 minute fist fight with my bro. it was awesome.

:)

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