Girl: I'm having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more! *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room* Girl: Where is he? Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart? Girl: (Starts crying) Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
jimmy365 posted a quote
February 18, 2013 5:44pm UTC
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
Sister: What's a pedestrian? Me: Ask mom. Sister: I can't it sounds dirty. Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN! Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN. Mom: But you are a pedestrain Sister: *cries*