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SpazzyNinja
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July 2, 2012 10:03pm UTC

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR THIRTY YEARS, A WIFE ASKED HER HUSBAND TO DESCRIBE HER:
Husband: You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
Wife: What does that mean?
Husband:Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
Wife: What about I, J, and K?
Husband: I'm Just Kidding!!
The doctors say that the husband is showing remarkable signs of improvement in the hospital, and that he should just be careful.

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HeresToTheKidss_
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Heres To The Kids...
That cant trust anyone

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tennisluvr
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July 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC

Dear spongebob,
You live in bikini bottom and you're super absorbant
sincerely, your a tampon

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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WonderfulLove
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July 2, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Everyone on here complains about how most of the quotes on here aren't original,
yet most of the "witty popular" people post only quotes from tumblr/twitter/facebook...

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nikki6123
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:52pm UTC

*Watching Good Luck Charlie on Disney*
Teddy (to parents): you two have fun tonight!
Teddy (to dad when mom walks away): not too much fun we already have too many kids.
umm i thought this was disney channel!!! O.o

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xxjuliarocksit556xx
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July 2, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I don't understand howGreenland has ice on itand Iceland doesn't Anyone else?

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xHello
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July 2, 2012 9:43pm UTC

If swearing is immature,
why is it referred to as "adult language"?

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IGoNowhere13
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me:
Me:
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me:
Me:
Me: God thinks I'm a pig.
Me:
Me:
Me:.....again....
nmq

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Soccerchic15
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July 2, 2012 10:33pm UTC

My Mom: *filling out sport physical papers*
Mom: Are you pregnant?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: hahahaha
Me: *faints from laughing so hard*
Me: *thinks* "someone would have to find me attractive?" .
Me: hahahahahaha
Me: No.

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bellabrianna14
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Aim For The Moon..
Even If You Miss Your Still Sitting Among The Stars!
-a Famous Athur
(not sure who)

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:37pm UTC

"Do you have a bathroom?"
"No, sorry. I poop outside."

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Awkward Moment
when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice, but is still single.
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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BaileyGirl
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

you know what sucks about falling for
a guy you know youre not right for?
you fall anyway because you think he
might turn out to be different.
BravoSierra's format (=
-Cinderlla story
♥

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 10:47pm UTC

click to see this quote

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lovestardoll423
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Popular girl I am NOT a s|ut!!
39 minutes ago ·1 comment · 5 likes posted via iphone
Guy B\tch please, you have more balls in your mouth than the hungry hungry hippos
17 minutes ago ago · 89 Like
nmq/nmf

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伤*
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:49am UTC

"Liam only has one kidney
because god couldn't find enough
space for his big heart."
- Paul Higgins ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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Fact_Book
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:50am UTC

FA C T # 22
83% of teenagers keep an extra tab open while using a computer/laptop in case their parents come in.
(should I do a series)

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Me: Mom, did you know One Dir-
My Mom: I don't care.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
June 29, 2012 6:06pm UTC

If I ever have a son,
I am naming him Steve.
I will then show him Witty,
That way, he'll know everything he needs to about girls.
And, I shall train him to be a genius like Steve & Steve Jobs,
Then, I will be a very rich, proud mother.

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