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DontGetYourHopesUp
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June 10, 2013 5:11pm UTC

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CharliesTheName
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February 26, 2013 6:27pm UTC

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaning that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch." The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

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hailstorm37
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June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC

Lick your lips 3 times
blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

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jimmy365
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June 4, 2013 9:12pm UTC

have you ever
thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
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Savannahxaleese
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June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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f0r3v3rm0r3x3
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June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC

We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
"I like your eyes."
One day, I was playing basketball,
waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
Suddenly, I got a phone call.
It was her mom. She was in a panic.
I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
"Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
I had no clue what happened,
so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
Then I saw her, Kelsey.
My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
"Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
the main source of blood coming from her head.
I went to the hospital that night,
I went every night.
in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
It was all my fault.
If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
she wouldn't be going through this.
It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
"Kelsey?" I called.
She wasn't quite awake yet.
Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
I did, for a few hours.
One of the doctors finally came out saying,
"I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
"Yes," I whispered.
He bit his lip.
"She woke up, she's fine,
but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
"Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
"I'm afraid so."
I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
"You can go see her if you want,
but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
I walked in, trembling in horror.
I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
"I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

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bunnylover43
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April 28, 2013 11:20am UTC

i know there will come a time
when i look you in the eye
and say I told you so

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bunnylover43
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April 30, 2013 7:14pm UTC

You see,
Whenever some says "You're so pretty!" Or "I love you hair!"
Instead of saying I'm not pretty
I simple smile and say thanks.
I don't deny it because i have never seen myself through someone else's eyes so i truly do not know how i look through eyes of another person.
That's why j accept the compliment even if i think its not true, because i have never seen myself through another's eyes before.

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hdohertyloves
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April 19, 2013 2:04am UTC

*Bruises and Black Eyes*
Chapter 10
"I still can't decide if meeting you was the saddest or greatest day of my life. Because my heart is still spilt, into two peices made up of love & hatred. And both sides hold your name." -Unknown
The first heartbreak. That moment when you hit rock bottom. If you have ever experienced the first heartbreak, then you know the feeling. It's like you lose control in your whole body, except your chest. You literally feel your own heartbeat, and the sinking feeling begins. Like the upper half of yourself is melting to your feet.
I was in the coffee shop with Logan, who last night was the boy of my dreams. Come to find out, he didn't want to be in my dreams but just in my bed. He sat there, sipping his black coffee, more focused on his pounding head ache.
"Do you love me?" I heard the sound of my voice, yet didn't feel my wet lips move. Logan looked up from his coffee.
"Mel, now you just sound crazy." He looked back at his coffee. I nodded my head; it was pounding. I stood to my feet and ran out the door. I didn't even look back to see if he was watching. I ran as fast as I could down the side walk. 'Keep running' I thought to myself.
Everything is messed up. I'm messed up. Keep running.
I hate this town and I hate the new empty house. Keep running.
I hate high school and everyone in it. Keep running.
I hate the family I don't even have. Keep running.
I hate the fact that the only boy on earth that will put up with me is evil.
Keep running.
I ran until my feet gave out. I was panting, and my lungs were trying to breath. I reached my house when my entire body gave up. I jogged until I reached the green grass of my front lawn, and fell to my knees.
"Mel...?" I looked up. Tyler was standing on the front porch. "I've been ringing your door bell for five minutes. I thought you were asleep." He laughed. I got back up to my feet.
"Leave me alone Tyler." I breathed. I was serious. He blinked at me.
"...What? Why? Did I do something?" He looked so confused.
"Tyler you don't know me. You have no idea who I am. I'm messed up; I have issues. Logan knows I'm messed up.. Sort of. And he's still with me.. Kind of... He's the only boy that will put up with me. Some times I think I'm crazy. Maybe I am. But I'm not just about to dump the boy that I know will put up with me. Okay? So leave."
My hands were in shaking fists. It hurt so much to say it out loud. But I needed to. I needed to end whatever what was going on. Tyler walked down the steps; eyes locked on mine. He marched right over to me. His body met mine and our lips touched. One hand held the back of my neck and the other was around my waist, pulling me into him. Damn was that a kiss. It was the most real kiss I think I've ever had. I almost pinched myself to make sure it wasn't a dream. Tyler pulled away and I'll never forget what he said.
"Mel, we all have issues. One of your issues is trust. You're not ready to jump into a new relationship. It's scary, I know. So, I'll wait. You take your time with Logan, and we'll see how you and I go? It'll be our secret."
And that's how Tyler and I became a thing. Tyler of course had to watch the girl he loved be with the wrong guy for two more years, but he lived with it. As for me, I was the screwed up girl that was inlove with someone who wasn't coming back, yet also inlove with that boy's best friend.
Damn I'm messed up.
Readers-- It is 2 AM and I'm sitting here typing away for you guys. I posted chapter 9 on my profile earlier today. Hope to do chapter 11 tomorrow. I just want to say you guys have been so incredible. The support I have gotten is amazing. I reall really love you guys <3
With a huge amount of love,
Hannah

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hdohertyloves
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April 18, 2013 8:20pm UTC

*Bruises and Black Eyes*
Chapter 9
Tyler and I spent a long time talking in the living room. We kissed a lot. I remember being so happy; at peace with myself. Ty and I talked about us. Where we want to be. We agreed we want to be together, but I said I need to give it time. With Logan's temper, anything was possible if he found out I dumped him for his best friend- well, ex best friend. So, I decided not to leave Logan so soon, and that I'll slide my way into it. Tyler would have been more excited if I agreed to dump Logan right then, but settled for my plan.
The worst part of the night was saying good bye to Tyler. Every time he would get closer to the door, he would walk right back to me and kiss me. And I would kiss him back. I kept looking at those blue eyes. My God they're so perfect. I remember how the light shined on those jewls and made them shine. And I have those perfect eyes on me. Not on some other girl. Tyler is loyal. I feel like crying, I'm so happy.
About an hour after Tyler left, the door bell rang. I smiled. I already knew it was him coming back to kiss me more. I nearly ran to the door only to have my heart sink to my stomach when my eyes met drunk Logan. "I..need to taaalk to you." He let himself in, almost tripped over his own feet. I watched the ground.
"Listen Mel, baby. I didn't want to spend to birthday druuunk. I wanted to spend it with you. I don't say this enought, but I love you. So much." When I looked up, I almost fainted. It was him. His face. The face of the boy that I saw my first day of high school. The one that walked me to class. The one that bought me coffee and took to out to dinner. The one I fell inlove with. I felt tears in my eyes.
"Mel, I'm so lucky to have you." Now the tears slipped down my face.
"I love you too, Logan." I smiled. I wiped away the tears and got my phone from my back pocket. I texted Jessie to pick up Logan; She's okay with Logan drinking. Plus we both don't want him walking home so late. She was at my house in five minutes. I hugged Logan so tight. I decided to call Tyler in the morning and tell him Logan and I are still together, and leave me alone. I was shaking. I had my boyfriend back. I fell asleep in my bed, and for the first time in months, got a good nights sleep.
Logan texted me in the morning. He wanted to get coffee with me. I walked to the coffee shop with my head spinning; I was so excited. I met Logan sitting at a table.
"My God, I'm so hung over."
"Shouldn't have drank so much...Do you remember anything from last night babe?"
"Not really. But I do remember going to your house. I forget what I said, but I recall trying to sleep with you When I woke up this morning in my own bed, I figured we didn't." He sipped his coffee.
I felt my heart crack.
Readers- I love you guys. Good chapter? Sorry this is kind of late- for some reason witty hasn't been working great for me. But at least I can post this! love you guys <3
With love,
Hannah

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DontGetYourHopesUp
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April 11, 2013 5:50pm UTC

» JUST FRIENDS ♥
( ( ( chapter 35 ) ) )
The cool air of the air-conditioned church felt so good in the blistering July heat. Savannah was so honored to be one of Heather’s bridesmaids in the wedding. She stood at the altar, smiling at Shane who was on the other side. When it was time for them to sit down, she sat next to Shane holding Jordan as he held Grayson.
The babies were six months old now but had gotten way bigger than from when they were first born. Jordan looked exactly like Heather with her huge, crystal blue eyes and the beginning of thin, white-blonde hair. Grayson had the same hazel eyes as Shane and Shane joked that his brother was jacked, just like him.
Heather looked stunning in her strapless, sweetheart neckline, A-line, lace wedding dress. It couldn’t have fit her body any better, and her face was lit up from the excitement of marrying Mr. Palmer.
“Are you alright with this?” Savannah whispered to Shane, referring to Heather marrying his dad after being opposed to it all this time.
“Honestly, yeah, I am,” Shane whispered back. “Ever since the twins were born my dad has been completely different. Heather loves you so he does too, and that’s made things so much easier on me. It’s because of you that everything is alright again.”
“No it’s not,” Savannah smiled.
“It is,” he said. “Thank you.”
the babies had started to cry so they took them outside so the cries wouldn't ruin the wedding.
“You’re beautiful,” Shane told her for the fifth time today.
“Thanks, you too,” Savannah said. She gasped, told him ‘wait,’ and then started laughing at her mistake.
“You know after I kissed you for the first time I told you you were beautiful and you said that exact same thing,” Shane laughed.
“You remember what I said after our first kiss?” Savannah asked, happy that she wasn’t the only one.
“Of course I do,” he said.
Savannah looked at Shane and the wave of memories hit her all over again.
She remembered the first time she saw Shane when he walked passed her in Mr. Ian’s classroom. She was devastated when he kissed Ava in the middle of the class and she found out they were together. But from that moment she was hooked.
He remembered seeing Savannah for the first time too. He was in love with Ava but still wanted to know about Savannah. But of course Ava wasn’t happy about that and that caused so many problems between Ava and Savannah who hated each other.
But Shane finally got Savannah but f..cked everything up when he cheated on her with Ava. It was weird to think that that one awful mistake has led them to this moment right now.
Savannah laughed, “I think she should go back in now, they stopped crying.”
They discreetly made their way back to the front row of the church, not trying to interrupt anything. They made it back just in time for the vows, which were so heartfelt. They talked about their thoughts when they first met, the great times they had together and how excited they were for their life together. It made everyone in the church tear up a little bit just because it was so sweet.
“You may now kiss the bride,” the priest brought their attention back. Everyone clapped as they kissed and walked back down the aisle and out of the church.
Little did Shane and Savannah know, that in ten years, that would be them.
THE END
Note: I hope you liked the ending!! I'm so sad that two years worth of writing this story has finally come to an end. But I'm also really happy. I've learned a lot about myself actually, just by writing these stories. And I'm so thankful for all the friends I've made too by writing this story. I know I always say this but thanks so much to all of you who have been with me since the beginning and didn't give up on me when I wanted to give up on myself. It honestly means more to me than you porbably think. All of your comments telling me that you guys love my stories and think I'm a good writer really help me and I appreciate all of them. Omg, I'm sorry just like two years and five stories later, here I am finally ending the series. But, every ending leads to a new beginning. And while I'm not going to write another story in the Second Best series, I will write a new story:) thank you all so much for everything. I love youuuu- Kylie

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DontGetYourHopesUp
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April 11, 2013 5:27pm UTC

» JUST FRIENDS ♥
( ( ( chapter 34 ) ) )
Savannah felt so scared at school the next day without Shane there to protect her. She knew it wasn’t good to fully depend on one person for everything, but at a time like this, that was exactly what she needed. Everyone had heard about the fight and Savannah couldn’t help but feel like people were blaming her for it. Everyone loved Shane and Aaron, and Savannah was the reason everything happened.
She basically clung to Ava all day whenever she could, even though she wasn’t in any of her classes. At least she could text Ava in those classes though; in gym she couldn’t, and worse, she’d see Aaron. She couldn’t believe he got away with everything, but sometimes that’s how things work out. The worst things happen to the best people, and the ones that deserve nothing receive everything. It’s not fair, but that’s just how things go.
Savannah walked out of the locker room in black Soffe shorts and a white t-shirt with her schools name on it. There were six volleyball courts set up, and the teacher picked twelve students to be captains of each of their teams, one of those students being Aaron.
“Pick your teams,” the teacher said. “Aaron, you pick first.”
“Savannah Grant,” he said immediately. She was the only Savannah in the entire school, he didn’t have to say her full name but he did, to let her know that Shane fighting him and her trying to ignore him wouldn’t make him magically forget who she was.
Savannah stood up nervously and walked over to him. Each time it was his turn to pick, he picked kids he didn’t even talk to, ones that Savannah didn’t talk to either, and she knew he was doing this purposely so Savannah had no choice but to talk to him.
“Savannah, can I talk to you?” Aaron asked, his voice shaking a little. Savannah realized he was nervous and unable to act like his normal over-confident, c..cky self. And what was Savannah supposed to say? ‘No, you can’t talk to me’?
“Umm…sure,” Savannah said. They let their team play the game for them as they stood to the side, out of earshot from everyone else.
“You’re telling people I r.aped you?” he asked.
“You kind of did,” Savannah couldn’t even look at him.
“You said yes.”
“After you told me you were Shane,” Savannah said.
“I guess I didn’t realize how drunk you were. I’m sorry you thought I did that to you,” he apologized. “I would never intentionally r.ape anyone, I’m just a do..chebag who will take action whenever he could get it, but I would never go that far as to r.aping you. That’s why the second you started freaking out and crying I stopped. I didn’t realize what a huge mistake I made until I was sitting in the office with Shane yesterday and realized he could ruin my life in a second. It’s just like, practically every guy wants to get with you and for Palmer to be able to brag about banging you, like, I wanted to be able to do that too. So at first when you let me and you didn’t stop, I figured you knew I wasn’t Shane and were into it, but I guess I was wrong. I don’t expect you to forgive me, but just know I’m incredibly sorry.”
“Okay,” Savannah nodded. She didn’t know what else to say. She knew when Aaron hooked up with her that he wasn’t looking to r.ape her. He just didn’t realize his mistake until now. She didn’t forgive him, but she understood where he was coming from and knew his heart was in the right place.
She tried walking back to the court but he stopped her. “And Savannah?” he asked.
“Yeah?”
“I know this is probably the last thing you want to hear, but Palmer really loves you. And I know he’d do anything to be with you. You’re a great girl and I know Shane hates me right now, but I’ll be honest when I say you guys are perfect for each other. I think you should give him a second chance.”
Note: one more to go :(

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DontGetYourHopesUp
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April 9, 2013 7:10pm UTC

» JUST FRIENDS ♥
( ( ( chapter 31 ) ) )
“Legally he can,” Savannah said.
“But there has to be something you can do,” Ava said.
“Ava, he r.aped you too. He knew you didn’t really want to have s..x but he did it anyway. It doesn’t matter anymore. Let’s just pretend it never happened.”
But Shane was not okay with pretending like it never happened. He knew Aaron was borderline retarded but he definitely knew enough not to take advantage of these girls that way. And Shane would let him know that.
“I got to go guys, text me later,” he said to both of them. They each gave him a hug, thankful that he brought them back together. He wanted to kiss Savannah so bad, but he couldn’t. They weren’t together, and even though he knew the misunderstanding of the term ‘just friends’ was cleared up, he understood that’s all they were.
Shane walked out to the parking lot where he knew Aaron would be. Aaron always bragged about waiting in his car as the winter track team ran by as a few girls would ditch practice every day to hook up with him. No girl was in the car yet and Shane could see him sitting there bored, texting on his phone. He was just about to pull away when he looked up and saw Shane.
“Hey man, what’s good?” Aaron stopped the car and put it back in park.
“I have a question, come here,” Shane said. Aaron got out of his car and walked over to the side Shane was on.
“What’s up?” he asked.
Shane took one look at his face and punched it. He had way too much anger and wanted to keep hitting him.
“Bro, what the f..ck??” Aaron yelled at him.
“You thought it was okay to r.ape Savannah?” Shane pushed him into the side of the car.
“I didn’t r.ape her! I asked her if she wanted to have s..x and she said yes!” Aaron got up and pushed Shane back.
“She thought you were me and you knew that!” Shane yelled at him.
“Palmer, you’re just mad that I f..cked your girl. Maybe if she wasn’t such a sl..t sh..t like that wouldn’t happen,” Aaron said.
“YOU F..CKING R.APED HER!” Shane yelled at him.
“SHUT THE F..CK UP!” Aaron yelled back, realizing Shane was drawing attention to them.
“This isn’t her fault that it happened, it’s yours. You’re f..cking disgusting,” Shane punched him again.
Aaron punched him back but Shane kept going, taking out all his anger and aggression on him. Anyone still in the parking lot came over and tried to break it up, but they couldn’t. Teachers came out and tried to break up the fight, but Shane and Aaron just kept hitting each other, despite teachers getting in the way. Two male teachers pulled Shane away, who only had some bruises. Aaron on the other hand was bruised all over and bleeding.
“Look who f..cking won,” Shane spit on him, not being able to do anything else.
Note: four chapters left! :( but on the bright side.....I'm thinking about writing another story. Not with these characters or anything to do with this series, like a whole new story. It would take a few weeks to write the whole thing up but would anyone be interested?

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Travis Allred*
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April 8, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Imagine this
You are given a 3 things: Box, Permenant Marker, and Lighter
Imagine this you are living inside a big box in the field. 4 sides cardbox and you never leaves because you hate so much in your life. So you decide to take a permanent marker and decide to write all the things you hate about yourself like some of the things you would probaly write on the side and all over are: ugly, loneliness, sad, depression, cutting, empty, outcast, weight, skins, face, suicidal, not being accept it, being bullied, being judge, being used, have no friend, being hated on, no one is here for me, being unwanted, being confused, not being good
enough with anyone, being unloved, being unimportant, or anything along these things i said, you named them. So you decide to come outta the box and use the lighter to burn up the box because when you do it, you're going to realize that you are going to be strong and do new things in life and change yourself,
For those of you who been through all these things that I name this as i have been through these things too in my daily life. If you are lonely, go find somebody in your school who is also lonely. Get up to them and start a conversation with them. They might be lonely and wishes someone needed to be there with them but they always feel unimportant. Well go up to them if you have no friend, because if they need a friend. Be friend with them because you might make their year by coming up to them start a conversation. Nothing is base on the looks. its all base on personality. They may have the greatest personality that you are looking for but doesnt know until you start conversation with them and need to know them more better and ask each other to make a date when to hang out. Those of you who is judging others. Sometime we dont know that we are judging. But there is also different types of people in this world. If that what they want, then let them be who they want to be because its just who they are. Thats how they are created. We are on this Earth so we can see what get outta our life. Those of you who cuts, Please dont cuts, because its not worth it. If you ever feel like to cut again, put your razor away and just write out your feeling, write a story or a poem. There are people who are lonely that we dont even know that, we should go up to them
and make their life by being there for them, hanging out with them and talking about each other. So both of you and them can actually be friend, be an important friend, being wanted, and always be there for each other. Its worth it. I bet you guys would be such a happy friend together.
I dont know if I make sense. So sorry if I dont.
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TheJealousOne
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April 8, 2013 7:30am UTC

pretty girls - get called fake
Hard working girls - get called nerds
Sporty girls - get called tomboys
Popular girls - get called sl.ts
Different girls - get called loners
You'll get judged no matter what
save the effort and be judged for yourself.

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Cammie
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April 8, 2013 4:17pm UTC

You know what's depressing?
When your idol doesn't know you exsist. I mean they mean to world to us but, they have no idea we're alive, and they're living their life perfectly fine without you.

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