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  1. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2015 2:19am UTC
    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and ball of string in the counter. She says confused, "Sir, I though you were looking for a box of tampons for your wife?" He answers "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers cause it's 'soooo much cheaper' so I figure if I have to roll my own so does she."

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2015 8:50pm UTC
    Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
    Joey: No, I hd se//x in high school.

  3. Unintentional_Stalker Unintentional_Stalker
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2015 8:06pm UTC
    And you left me
    Standing on a corner crying,
    Feeling like a fool for trying
    I don't even remember
    Why I'm wasting all these tears on you I wish I could erase our memory
    'Cause you didn't give a damn about me
    finally I'm through
    Wasting all these tears on you

  4. lexy_is_loved lexy_is_loved
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 4:31pm UTC
    She is drowning but nobody sawher struggle

  5. AvianMAGS AvianMAGS
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 10:14pm UTC
    Hope when you take that jump, you don't fear the fall. Hope when the water rises, you build a wall Hope when the crowd screams out, they're screaming your name Hope if everybody runs, you choose to stay Hope that you fall in love, and it hurts so bad The only way you can know is give it all you have And I hope that you don't suffer but take the pain Hope when the moment comes, you'll stay.
    - "I Lived" by One Republic

  6. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 6:37am UTC
    It's Okay
    to be introverted, and it's okay to be quiet when you don't have anything valuable to add onto the conversation and it's okay to just smile when you don't feel like saying hello, and it's okay to want be alone sometimes. You're not running away from problems, you're just recharging your batteries. It's all so okay. And you're so okay. Okay?

  7. Rachel* Rachel*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 12:39pm UTC
    Because they were roses
    and I was just a dandelion.

  8. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2015 12:53pm UTC
    Love is when you look into someone's eyes,
    and see everything you need. ♥
    -By rachel*

  9. milestogobeforeisleep milestogobeforeisleep
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2015 6:01pm UTC
    Remeber when you used to text me first?
    And practically beg for me to come over so you could see me on the weekends?
    Remember when you used to text me "Good morning beautiful." all the time?
    Or when you used to randomly text me just to tell me you loved me?
    Or when you could hold a conversation with me because you actually wanted to talk to me?
    Remember when you would grab my face and kiss me like you meant it?
    When you used to pull me into a hug and wrap your arms around my body like you wanted to touch me?
    When you actually acted like you loved me, like you never wanted to lose me, like you really wanted to see me and touch me and hold me and never let me go?
    I can't tell if it's just because we've been together for so long that you don't feel the need to do it anymore, or if it's because you don't want me anymore.
    It's driving me insane.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. The_Bass_and_Drums_xx The_Bass_and_Drums_xx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2015 7:02am UTC
    I don't deserve your love
    But you give it to me anyway
    Can't get enough
    You're everything I need
    And when I walk away
    Take off running and come right after me
    It's what you do
    And I don't deserve you
    ~ I Don't Deserve You, Paul Van Dyk feat. Plumb

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2015 9:11pm UTC
    It's not that I need someone, I really do notcare. It would just be nice if people would tellyou before they just walk up out of your life.

  13. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2015 5:57pm UTC
    I'll always care about you. I'll care about you now, I'll care about you tomorrow. Even if you pïss me off, even if you hurt me, even if you walk out of my life, or even if we'd ever stop talking to each other, I'd still care about you. I've always cared and always will.

  14. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2015 9:38pm UTC
    My best friend,
    has made me smile so many times
    I wish I could pay him back somehow.

  15. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 4:02am UTC
    Oh if only i knew back then what i know now
    the heart aches and pains of love would never exist
    my love would be as pure as the sunlight
    my words would have no bounds
    my body would be free
    yet, you see, there is someone holding me back,
    back from everything and everyone
    someone that wont let me be free.
    someone is there holding onto my love and life
    telling me that it isn't time.
    not yet, anyway.

  16. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2015 9:46pm UTC
    I've told a million lies, but now I tell a single truth; there's you in everything I do

  17. milestogobeforeisleep milestogobeforeisleep
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2015 6:36pm UTC
    I can feel my heartbeat in my stomach
    He doesn't calle me first anymore.
    He doesn't randomly kiss me or hug me amore. And when he does, it's like kissing my mother.
    When we sit next to eachother, he doesn't grab my hand and absent mindedly run his thumb along my knuckles like he used to.
    He doesn't kiss my cheeks or laugh with me or tell my I'm cute like he used to.
    He is bored. I am not.
    I am not bored.
    I still try to do those things, but it's hard when he won't try.
    He is acting weird. But he denies it.
    I tried to talk to him about it,
    and he accused me of trying to start a fight
    and it feels like my heart is in my throat when I think about how he could ever possibly think that.

  18. gooddeeds gooddeeds
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2015 6:46am UTC
    You have to take the good with the bad,smile with the sad, love what you got and remember what you had.Always forgive, but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret. People change, things go wrong, just remember that life goes on.

  19. HelloKittyy11 HelloKittyy11
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2014 4:29am UTC
    Hey you,
    I know your heart is hurting. I know you feel like nobody understands. I know you feel alone in your struggle. I know you're tired of pretending like everything is OK. You tell people you're fine, but on the inside you're screaming out for help. While the world is having their silent night, you're having your silent battle. The thought of tomorrow doesn't bring you joy because you feel your best days were in your yesterdays. Your eyes are heavy, but your soul is peace-less. Dreams only hurt more so sleep has become your enemy. Fear drives your thoughts, not faith. The fear life won't get better. The fear loneliness will never leave your presence. The fear your prayers aren't received. The fear this pain will only end by death. So suicide has become your next step that I'm begging you not to take. DON'T YOU LET FEAR TAKE YOUR LIFE. Be thankful for your struggle because it's making you stronger than ever. I know you can't see it right now, but you surviving everything you've been through is going to be HOPE for so many lives. This world needs you. Find the FAITH to keep fighting. It will get better. I love you. Victory is yours.
    Trent Shelton

  20. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2015 1:23am UTC
    You know what's the worst? Thinking you have a chance with someone, and then realizing that you actually don't. Wasting your time on someone. Wasting your time thinking about them every moment of the day. Wasting your time just waiting for a text or a call back. Wasting your time wondering if they feel the same way as you, wondering if they are thinking about you too. When in reality, they aren't. While you're making them your priority, they're making you an option.

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