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RockyTheRaccoon
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January 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC

And suddenly,
all the love songs were about him.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 6:48pm UTC

It's hard to
act happy when
in reality, You're miserable

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ChelseyGrace
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 6:36pm UTC

IT'S FUNNY HOW,
you can tell someone likes someone else,
but you can't tell when someone likes you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:25pm UTC

remember: they can't pull the trigger,
if you don't hand them the gun.
format: blackbutterflies

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:31pm UTC

have a nice life,
because I am done with constantly fighting to be in it.
nmf

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ChelseyGrace
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:34pm UTC

ChelseyGrace Format Credit♥
My quote.
An EX is like jail.
If you keep going back, there's obviously
something you haven't learned yet.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Answers.com
Open Question
I don't let my girlfriend use the bathroom.
I feel like pooping is very unladylike, so I don't allow her to do it. It's better if she
vomits it out, that way she looses weight a little aswell. A friend told me this is
morally wrong? is it?
I saw this, and I didn't know whether to laugh or be concerned.
nmf

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
January 23, 2012 5:50pm UTC

This leggit breaks my heart,
"My first day at a new school,we had a presentation on bullying in schools,The presentation revolved around 4 kids,who were bullied and commited suicide. I couldnt control it any longer.I ran out of the room bawling.Some kids thought i was "Soft",And some kids thought i just wanted attention.None of them knew, One of them was my sister.."
I found this on a website, I thought id share it with you guys,it broke my heart < /3

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justlikegravity_
posted a quote
January 21, 2012 11:24am UTC

When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there.

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ZiZi123
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 8:42pm UTC

BY THE AGE OF SIXTEEN,
80% OF PEOPLE
HAVE MET WHO
THEY'RE GOING TO MARRY.

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Looking at your best friend
& laughing because you know what they are thinking.
format credit: jade672

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Boy: Is your mom a baker?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Sadly,
No matter how many times you say "okay"
your parents will not stop talking.
jimmy365:)

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textergirl101
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

If I'm on a date & it's bad,
I'm just gonna stand up & say,
"I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"
& RUN out.

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Grammar is Important!
Capitalization is the difference
between
Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse,
and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 6:07pm UTC

HAHAHAHAHA.
I will DJ at your funeral.

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Jade672
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:21pm UTC

I crush easily
but when I fall, I fall hard. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

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soccer11fh
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Guys have friends that are girls
Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
≈♥≈
Girls have friends that are guys
Because there is soooooo much less drama.
≈♥≈

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briiitttttttany
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Today I saw a homeless man
holding a sign that said "why live in a $100k home when I can live under a 3 million dollar bridge?"

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