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  1. Heartx3 Heartx3
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Did 3 months mean nothing?
    Did you FLIP A SWITCH and erase me from yur memory!
    It took you a year
    a year
    To get over yur ex
    Did yuh ever L.O.V.E me at ALL </3

  2. Heartx3 Heartx3
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    Me
    Why do you make me feel like i can do anything i want?
    24 hours ago · comment · like
    1 person likes this
    Fantasy Guy
    Because i love yuh (:
    24 hours ago · Like

  3. Heartx3 Heartx3
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection
    Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
    Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness
    Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed
    Eremophobia- Fear of lonliness
    Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
    Philophobia - Fear of love

  4. Heartx3 Heartx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    Tap on my window knock on my door..
    I wanna make you feel beautiful ♥
    nmf

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    am i the only one who tries not to
    comment on anything to do with One
    Direction because the majority of
    their fans are f/cking terrifying?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    It's okay, I understand.
    She's skinnier.
    She's funnier.
    She's prettier.
    Don't worry,
    I wouldn't choose me either.

  8. cookiemonsterxx cookiemonsterxx
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Noah wrote Allie
    365 letters. I think you can manage to answer my text message.

  9. irishkell96 irishkell96
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    nmf/nmq

  10. soliderbear4 soliderbear4
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Fave if you were
    Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.

  12. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
    Me: AM I PREGNANT?
    Me: Wait...
    Me: Still a virgin.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
    Me: Seems legit.
    -tumblr-

  13. michaelchannel michaelchannel
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Make your own sentence.
    Step one, choose the month you were born.
    January- I hate
    February- I ran naked with
    March- I need
    April- I shot
    May- I fell in love with
    June- I kissed
    July- I pooped on
    August- I slept with
    September- I killed
    October- I went out with
    November- I shaved
    December- I left the country with
    Step two, choose the day you were born.
    1: a monkey
    2: a hooker
    3: vacuum cleaner
    4: your mom
    5: Barney the dinosaur
    6: your ex
    7: Santa Claus
    8: a dog
    9: your dad
    10: a condom
    11: a bowl of cereal
    12: Channing Tatum
    13: Justin Bieber
    14: a horse
    15: an old man
    16: a drug dealer
    17: a clown
    18: your grandma
    19: a bag of maggots
    20: Michael Jackson
    21: a drunk Mexican
    22: a rotten egg
    23: a piece of crap
    24: Taylor Lautner
    25: Lil Wayne
    26: a creepy doll
    27: George Bush
    28: a hobo
    29: Shane Dawson
    30: old socks
    31: no one
    Last step. Choose the color of the shirt your wearing right now.
    White- because thats who i am.
    Black- because im sexy.
    Pink- because my friends told me too.
    Red- because i was in the mood.
    Blue- because i hate my life.
    Yellow- because im awesome.
    Gray- because i smell bad.
    Green- because i love to.
    Orange- because im beautiful.
    Brown- because its fun
    Purple- because thats how i roll..
    No shirt- because i have perfect abs.
    Other- because im single.
    Now fav and comment your sentence!
    michaelchannel

  14. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  15. Lovely_xoxo Lovely_xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I honestly can't wrap my mind around someone loving me for me and thinking I am perfect.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. hallucinating* hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Hello. I don't really send messages to people like you, but I want you to know that I love you so much and do you like me back? I get butterflies around you and they are crazy. real crazy. I love you so much. please. give me a chance. i love yo-
    ...
    MESSAGE DELETED.

  18. RuthieShortStuff RuthieShortStuff
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Crushes,
    They give you that warm feeling inside.
    You get excited for the smallest things that involve them,
    Figuring out ways that you cant get their attention or simply just impress them. When everything they do makes you feel so happy, and everything they say puts a smile on your face.
    Although a crush is a crush, but everydau you're just hoping it will lead to something more.

  19. SeaTurtle29 SeaTurtle29
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 12:13am UTC
    anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement

  20. xnevershoutsalena xnevershoutsalena
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 11:38am UTC
    do you ever get called beautiful
    but you have no self-confidence, so you don't feel beautiful?

:)

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