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1. SomeoneShouldSayIt
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 6:55am UTC
   some people need their morning coffee but, me i NEED my morning radio!!!
   
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2. * Sabaism *
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 7:35am UTC
   Confession #45
   I shower in the dark
   Because I hate looking at my own body
   But then
   Like my paranoid mind
   Has to be like
   'Hey.Heyyyy. Remember that horror movie.
   Y'know.
   The one with the clown.
   Yeeeeaaaaaa. He came up through the shower drain.
   Oh.Oh
   And that one with the murderer.
   He killed her in the shower.
   What if a murderer was in this house
   Yep. He'd kill you in the shower too.'
   So a simple shower
   Quickly turns into an overrated horror film.
   
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3. DANCINGwithME
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 8:15am UTC
   tell me
   i 'm your national
   anthem....
   
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4. * Sabaism *
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 9:14am UTC
   So I was walking to school
   And like
   After two nights of no sleep
   I guess I don't look too well or whatever
   So there's this like 6th grader
   And I'm just walking along
   And she looks at me
   And screams
   'OH MY GOD. THE ZOMBIE APOLOCALYSPE IS UPON US.'
   ...
   Well thanks.
   ....
   Lolno. That probably made my day. xD
   
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5. Onix*
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 9:50am UTC
   Seriously stop complaining about being fat.
   -Everyone knows you are fishing for copliments
   -I'm obsese, but I don't complain all the time.
   -You make heavier people feel bad for themselves.
   Please stop.
   
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6. br0kenwings
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 5:54am UTC
   It was just another story
   PRINTED ON THE SECOND PAGE,
   underneath the Tiger's football score.
   It said he was only eighteen,
   a boy about my age.
   THEY FOUND HIM FACE DOWN ON HIS BEDROOM FLOOR.
   Please don't remove this!
   
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7. BlackButterflies
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2013 10:48pm UTC
   it's really weird that we have created a stereotype of what a witty user should be like.
   they can be generalised (or so the top quotes have told me) as a sad single teenage girl who is unhappy with her body and life, feels socially awkward and unattractive, and stays inside on the internet instead of venturing out into the ~*~scary world~*~ of the outernet
   and if you're like that? that's cool, as long as it is healthy for you.
   but as a rule, staying inside being sad on the internet all day is really, really bad for people. and while it's nice that Witty is a place where these people can be accepted, it's not cool that the community romanticizes and normalizes stuff like that to the point where people who don't fit into that cookie cutter outline of what a wittian should be like are made to feel isolated and like they shouldn't be on here at all.
   okay, i have a lot of friends. i never go a weekend without seeing at least 3 people. there is a boy who likes me and i also like him. i don't eat a lot of nutella and i genuinely enjoy getting out of the house and being in social situations (even though i do things like opening the door without pants on sometimes.) i don't fit in on here.
   there are quotes like, "some of you are really attractive, why are you on the internet?" and "some of you are probably just pretending to be unpopular to be accepted on here" doing the rounds, and i think that maybe you should all consider that some people who aren't insecure/single/lonely/awkward/sad are just on the internet because they enjoy the internet, and that one should not not have to be any of those things to be accepted into this community.
   basically, don't make people feel bad for being happy with themselves or having friends - they belong on here too. as long as you're not on this website to hurt people, you deserve to be here. it's okay to not be sad. i love you all a lot.
   
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8. kelly*
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 3:29am UTC
   When I'm older and
   my daughter asks
   who my first love was,
   I don't want to have to pull out the old photo album..
   I want to be able to point across the room and say,
   “He is right over there.”
   
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9. Lmirela589
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 4:01am UTC
   At night when the stars light up my room I sit by myself talking to the moon.
   Trying to get to you In hopes you're on the other side talking to me too.
   Or am I a fool who sits alone talking to the moon?
   
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10. sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC
    
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11. Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE
    
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12. StopTheWorld
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 11:51am UTC
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    Sunshine, there ain't a thing that you can do that's gonna ruin my night
    
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13. ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Expect the best,
    be prepared for
    the worst,f.ck
    what others
    think & do your
    own thing.
    
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14. haz
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    There are a million kinds of beauty in this world and that is what these people just dont understand- we all have our own idea of beauty. What is terrible to you may be extraordinary to me; beauty is not a thing, but merely a feeling we posses for something. And to me one of the most beautiful things in the world is loneliness.
    -Christopher Poindexter
    
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15. Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Guess what?
    you're still alive,
    your geart is still beating
    your eyes are still blinking
    your brain is still thinking
    and you thought you couldn't
    survive yesterday,
    but you made it to today
    so keep going
    
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16. elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 4:50pm UTC
    Things NOT to do during a funeral:
    1) Yell out "YOLO"
    2) tell old people "You're next"
    3)Take a picture of the coffin and tag them on facebook
    4)Wear a rainbow suit and say you put the "fun" in "funeral"
    5)Whisper: "I see dead people"
    
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17. Smiley128
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Surround yourself with the dreamers and doers, the believers and thinkers, but most of all surround yourself with those who see greatness within you, even when you don't see it yourself.
    
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18. Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    Look alive sunshine <3
    
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19. Nadja_Vojinovic
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 5:34am UTC
    Being Ignored
    Worst feeling ever.
    
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20. lslandInTheSun
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 5:49am UTC
    You'll know he's someone special,
    when no matter what kind of mood you are in,
    he can always manage to make you
    smile.
    
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